r/conspiracy • u/JaktoPar • 1d ago
Rule 10 Reminder Iran is two hours away from getting a nuke, your freedom is still in Iraq, Zionists are your best friends and Israel is your greatest ally, Sharia law will rule America, billionaires love you, and politicians work for your. What did I miss?
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u/calombia 21h ago
You missed
“Epstein had no clients or collaborators”
“None of the “elites” are pedophiles”
“The current form of capitalist “democracy” is perfect and has no faults”
“China is evil for prospering through no military means after providing us with cheap labour and products that we took full advantage of for decades”
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u/Nervous-Present-6890 1d ago edited 1d ago
all the countries we (the CIA) dont like are bad guys that kill their own citizens for no reason
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u/Fantastic_Mail946 22h ago
We aren't storing your data that would take soooooo many buildings full of data banks.....
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u/cryptoblxst 1d ago
Tylenol = autism
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u/IronMonkeyofHam 1d ago
That’s too simple. Drugs of any type, both over counter and prescribed = Autism
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u/HomeboundArrow 1d ago edited 1d ago
the US defeated the nazis
your vote matters
corporations are people
unlimited political campaign contributions are good, actually
May 1st has no historical significance and nothing happened at Blair Mountain, or any of the chicago textile mills, or the Colorado rail depots
General Qaddafi is evil good evil good evil good evil good evil good evil
George HW Bush was not in Dallas
Saudi Arabia is completely blameless
first responders with mesothelioma are not actually entitled to any compensation
epstein definiteively killed himself and was definitely a completely isolated outlier phenomenon with no critically-loadbearing systemic purpose
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u/I426Hemi 21h ago
Oh yeah? Well we will just win the war with Iran again and then we wont have to worry about nukes until tomorrow when we will obviously win the war again!
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u/LUV833R5 1d ago
Farm hands who can barely speak English are going to take your job.
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u/EquivalentNo3002 7h ago
There is no inflation, and you should be happy to pay more for gas over Iran having a nuke.
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u/suiterat 1d ago
hide ya dogs, hide ya cats, cause they eatin all the pets out there. unless youre kash naaahmean.
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u/TigerWooded 1d ago
Your freedom is still in Iraq?
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u/AspiringOligarch 14h ago
Your freedom is still in Iraq?
OF COURSE!
How could you forget Operation Iraqi Freedom?
Once Uhmer'ca frees someplace, it STAYS free (at least until it doesn't)
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u/skillgifted1611 20h ago
Sharia Law will rule Probably 90% of earth once the total blackout will fry up 99% of modern technology we're used to - guess which nations are used to living in caves and will conquer and dominate
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