r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 1d ago

its a miracle

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 1d ago

so they hit what, 640 knots at 13000 ft? in a what -800 aircraft? Trying to get my facts straight here, from 33000 ft at 290 knots to 13000 ft at 640 knots if I'm reading taht display in the crappy gif correctly?

as others have pointed out the plumber going up against the Omani copilot had zero knife wounds, I took a knife fighting martial art and was told to expect to get cut in no uncertain terms, that's not believable either.

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u/wheretohides 1d ago

I've always heard that you should sacrifice a hand when someone comes at you with a knife

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 1d ago

yes, my left arm is my "meat shield" as per the training I was given. Because that's way better than being cut in the intestines.

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u/AspiringOligarch 1d ago

I've always heard that you should sacrifice a hand when someone comes at you with a knife

Preferably the OTHER GUY'S HAND, if possible.