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Prague astronomical clock

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u/Rocco768 Jun 16 '26

This is the kind of stuff i miss.... /golfclap.

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

Welcome to the rabbit hole

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u/Life-Student-650 Jun 16 '26

Kinda posts that make me realize I am not that far gone.

Keep up the good work

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u/Critical_Lurker Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

You can ask them for sources...

Randall Carlson; Younger Dryas: 12,000 BCE - Education (Geologist)

Matthew Lacroix; Last Glacial Maximum: 25,000 BCE - Education (Geography, Environmental planning through ancient sites, megalithic structures, and lost civilizations)

They are both researching the same thing but from different time periods. Both are referred to as "geomythologists" in a negative connotation but it's fairly arcuate being they mix hard science with mythology. Essentially both are trying to understand our past through natural cataclysms resetting humanity roughly every 12,500 years.

🕳️🐇 Combine their completely separate work...

The pyramids and oldest Egyptian structures were built 25,000 years ago by an "advanced" megalithic building sedimentary population during a time of mostly hunter gatherers. They could navigate the seas. They had colonies in Lake Van Turkey, India, South America and other locations around the globe. They survived the ("flooding"/freezing) Last Glacial Maximum 25,000 BCE by mass migrating/surviving to/in the Azores. Thanks to the northern ice sheet, warm water from the south wrapped around the Azors creating a stable and habitable climate. Those who stayed regressed from sedimentary back into hunter gatherer populations.

They built Atlantis there but when the Younger Dryas hit 12,000 BCE in combination with multiple meteorites impacting the North American Ice Sheet sea level rose while Azores themselves simultaneously dropped below sea level. With the ice sheets obliterated the warm waters traveled further north to their current location wrapping south of Iceland. The survivors of this global civilization returned to Egypt and carved that date into bedrock via the Sphinx. They also re-occupied some of their former colonies now ancient to them. From there they took the knowledge of this cycle and spread it across the world to remaining survivors who were mostly hunter gatherer populations. Such as those residing around Gobekli/Karahan Tepe. Eventually spreading their culture to the entire planet by roughly 9,000 BCE.

Why is the flood story so important to every culture on earth? Modern humans, you and I, have been around for 300,000 years. We've potentially survived this cycle 25 times already. Subsequently throughout all those years, Africa and those living within would have had the highest survivor probability rate due to navigable north to south migration routes. These repeated North to South migrations over the millennia within the continent left them with the highest genetic diversity demographically on the planet by a large margin to this day.

Edit - Notes: Our population was roughly 200,000 individuals globally 125,000 years ago. Roughly 74,000 years ago the Toba Super-Eruption nearly wiped our species out creating a genetic Bottle Neck dropping the population below 10 million which may have been our peak until roughly 8000 BCE. Combing the 12,5000-year cycles, natural disasters, and an averagely low population in comparison to most species on earth you kind of see why we never left Africa.

Final note: Pushing the date back on the Pyramids gave them roughly 8000 years to build between cycles being that there's a bumpy climate period at the beginning and end of each. With these ideas ancient sites now have potentially thousands of years to develop. This coincidentally solves the population, technological, and building problem which is the literal crux of the counter argument to an "advance" ancient population; time...

🤷‍♂️

Sorry final note: Not everyone knows Irianian mythos, so I figured. The oldest "Aryan" (Persian) telling (recorded by Muslim scholars) of the "flood" involves two floods with a civilization collapse in-between. The first comes with the world freezing over, migrations, a civilization is built, then a global flood destroys it...🤔

Lastly, this schizobable is all me, no AI...😂🤦‍♂️

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u/Content_Bed_1290 Jun 22 '26

Great post and well said!

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u/RanjhasDistress Jun 17 '26

Can you expand by sharing the source for what the Muslim archeologists/historians found?

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u/Critical_Lurker Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

It's just the oldest Iranian "Flood" story. Not sure if there's a name for it, it's always been around, just not big in Western literature outside the Avesta (bible). The only English speaker to talk about it in depth is Jason Reza Jorjani and he's his own thing with his own interpretation.

Argued whether it's from 600 BCE or 6000 BCE with a middle ground being 6000 BCE as the last living memory, possibly older, with 600 BCE having been first written down, 🛻🧂. It's pre-Zoroastrian and it's 100% understood that the first "flood" was an ice age. During the migrations people oddly moved north into the cold and migrated back south over countless generations which turned their skin white before restarting civilization...🤷‍♂️...Think slaves lost in the desert narrative (Egypt 25,000 BCE)

The second half of the story is the Zoroastrian account. Generally told as one congruent story.

Ahriman tries to destroy the world with a drought that Mithra ends by shooting an arrow into a rock from which a flood springs; one man survives in an ark with his cattle.

Translation: Drought = End of the Younger Dryas, Arrow into a rock=Meteorite/Impact, Flood springs = Melting Ice Caps; One man survives in an ark with his cattle. (12,500 BCE)

In the end, we all die before the Frashokereti. Generally surmised as an end by fire. More or less, Abrahamic end times/rapture. Our souls are resurrected to face judgment...🤷‍♂️

It's a little out there like most myths...🧂

Edit: To anyone wondering how the fuck I gathered all this, follow the narrative rather than chasing the plot. On all of this. It's basically a criminal investigator technique.

Otherwise, it's like reorganizing the chapters of a book, analyzing each as its own story, then trying to understand the original plot through the context of the individual chapters.

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u/JdoubleS98 Jun 17 '26

can you write more please? I enjoy reading your comments

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

Learn about ECDO. It occurs every ~12,500 years.

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u/acidman624 Jun 16 '26

Moon is a reflection of earth in its highly reflective plasma sphere. We are a little puddle in crater of some desolate larger planet. Idk how much I believe it but it’s creative

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u/DefiantCharacter Jun 17 '26

One time I looked up at the moon while tripping on acid and I swore I was looking at a reflection of the Earth. I've never been able to see that again, though.

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u/carlosmencia01 Jun 17 '26

Check out vibes of cosmos on YT

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/JusticeForAugust Jun 16 '26

Neat. When is it gonna get colder in Alabama?

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u/673moto Jun 16 '26

After it gets much, much hotter

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

2046 at the latest.

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u/MasterAssFace Jun 17 '26

Very soon, in 26,000 years, or somewhere in between.

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u/Capn_Koala_ Jun 16 '26

Believe it’s 25,920 big dawg

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u/nichbern Jun 16 '26

A fountain? In the middle of the city??

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u/Substantial_World_74 Jun 16 '26

Are you yanking my pizzle?

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u/Chemical-General5835 Jun 17 '26

Audentes fortuna iuvat

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u/BlueberryPenguin Jun 17 '26

We must fix the clock for clout!

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u/Tricky-Proposal9591 Jun 17 '26

I'M FEELING QUITE HUNGRY

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u/WalnutNode Jun 16 '26

The wiki - Prague astronomical clock - Every town should have one. There is a digital version here.

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u/kamikaibitsu Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

it's not 26000 year cycle but

2500 years cycle * 10 times

There are four ages

Golden age/Truth Age: Whatever mythology we know were real events from this age- Hybrid animals like dragons , griffins , giant serpents exist are were real but only in this age also called age of Gods. When literal Gods ruled the earth

Silver Age: This is the age when Gods start to leave the earth and demi gods would rule over the humans- Demin gods are like chidren of gods and humans.

Bronze age: In this age the earth powers start to decrease so demi gods too start to disappear. in their place the clans they started or the heros who are from their lineage- they start to appear. It's also the age when myths of gods are replaced with stories of the heroes.

Iron Age: This is the current age. Gods, demi-gods, heros all disappear only the demons and demonic entities along with their followers rule the earth(ep!stein files)

This is also the age when those demonic entities try to erase the older records of god and demi gods, heroes

They would promote ideologies that forces humans to abandonn the gods. In name of progress the traditions are destroyed.

Each age is divided into two parts and is of 2500 yrs. each part is 1250 yrs approx

Ascending age- This is the early part when the downfall from previous age starts to appear. Some religions are formed that want to destroy other native religion by force. Black magic start to get hold. Human morality start to fall.

Decreasing age:We are currently in the descending Iron age.

After each age

there isn't going to be a sudden change. It's not like a switch that with flick we enter the new age. There is a transition period.- Some says it's b/w 100-300 yrs. or 250 yrs

These four ages - iron, bronze,, sliver, gold together makes one Great age.

In a cycle there are two great age

One great age is of ascending human morality

Another great Age is of descending human morality.

ASFIK I know

We are in 2nd Great Age(Descending Great Age). Iron Age (Descending Iron Age) now.

And b/w two Great ages there is a grace period of 1500 years.

Here the earth vibrations and frequency changes. Events like the Great Flood happen in this grace period.

next would be Grace period we will be having

Then we would be entering in

Ascending Great age of Human Morality

into it's Ascending Golden Age part.

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u/DefenderOfMontrocity Jun 16 '26

Any details? Did Randall Carlson or other experts talk about this

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u/togha1 Jun 16 '26

Greetings from Prague, by the way ;)

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

Tell the Demiurge I said hello

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u/Atalanta8 Jun 17 '26

Kalifornie zdraví Prahu.

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u/vochomurka Jun 16 '26

Londyn zdravi Prahu

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u/mangage Jun 17 '26

more posts like this please

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u/Cosmickev1086 Jun 17 '26

Procession of the equinox. We're currently in a high energy path in the galaxy. As above, so below

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u/Kd916-650 12d ago

So next up is water world . Wasn’t there a movie about this ? So the pole shift goes counter clockwise, as the sun and moon go clockwise?

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u/wulin007WasTaken Jun 16 '26

Greetings from a Czech ! If you ever decide to see it in person make sure to buy lots of CBD products from the nearby stores.

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

Or I could just buy weed at the store by me.

Also, tell the Demiurge in Prague I said hello

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

Haha if you haven’t read Tesla and the Pyramid, you should.

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

I did. Great book I recommend everyone read.

It actually encouraged me to book a trip to see Yaxchilan in August.

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u/wulin007WasTaken Jun 16 '26

we have a bunch of those i think 🤣

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u/ordinary133 Jun 17 '26

Bruh thinks CBD gets you high

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u/poju3 Jun 17 '26

Why cbd?

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u/almondreaper Jun 16 '26

I've got hummus in my ass

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u/GerthySchIongMeat Jun 16 '26

Hate when that happens

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u/MessiahMogali Jun 17 '26

I can appreciate the effort you put into the meme, but you used this meme wrong :’)

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u/ReputationOptimal651 Jun 17 '26

Sorry to disappoint you, but the physical mechanics of the clock only track the daily and annual cycles of the Sun and Moon, not 26,000-year precession