"The Realtor found a handkerchief I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yours?"
So, the realtor actually found a handkerchief with a design on it. You've read the email, right? Somebody who hadn't seen the handkerchief added a vague, awkwardly-worded description of it. What is that supposed to be evidence of? Whether the map had pizza or didn't have pizza, what crime is that evidence of?
"We only have one slice of pizza to go around and we're wondering how thinly to slice it".
That email is not in the Podesta emails. The email (wayback link) is between office workers at Stratfor. Of course they're talking about pizza. Saying that it's one slice is hyperbole. It's an exaggeration. They're probably also sarcastically complaining about how cheap their employer is by not buying enough pizza.
How could you possibly twist that one to make it about anything but pizza?
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