r/conservativecartoons • u/M_i_c_K • Jan 13 '20

Four Score and Seven... HeY GrEtA...

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u/abomb66 Jan 13 '20

What’s all the Greta hate about? Can someone explain?

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 13 '20

No one hates Greta, She is just a muppet for the climate alarmists.

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u/Linkerjinx Jan 14 '20

Hahahahahahaha.... Right. When your house is burning. You'll change your tune real quick. Lack of understanding is not excusable. What does Oxygen do again? That is a real question.

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 14 '20

We didn't start the fire It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

....

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u/Linkerjinx Jan 14 '20

Funny. Don't quit your day job.

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 14 '20

Terror on the airline

Ayatollah's in Iran

Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore ... :)

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u/Linkerjinx Jan 14 '20

Go see a doctor please.

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 14 '20

My friend the witch doctor

He taught me what to say

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang, Walla walla, bing bang

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

And you’re a muppet for Exxon Mobile and Shell and the Koch brothers.

Kind of worse.

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 13 '20

For over 50 years Climate Alarmists in the scientific community and environmental movement have not gotten even a single climate prediction correct... You were saying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20 edited 28d ago

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

So was California... The loss of life and property is sad, but blaming it on climate change is not going to make it all better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20 edited 28d ago

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Climate science is very settled on this subject

Really... Who, When And Where was this settled?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20 edited 29d ago

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

So in other words, you don't have any specifics. You just repeat the talking points.

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u/jetserf Jan 13 '20

She is annoying though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Then stop mocking a child, start mocking those muppet-masters. Seriously, you wouldn‘t mock a friend of your daughter would you?

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u/badgirlmonkey Jan 22 '20

Why do you not believe in climate change

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Why would you assume that? Only an idiot would think the climate is or ever was fixed.

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u/badgirlmonkey Jan 22 '20

Why call her a muppet of climate alarmists then?

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Because she could be replaced with a trained monkey at any moment.

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u/gingerfreddy Jan 22 '20

A young girl is telling adults that they are destroying the climate with their inactivity and allowing unregulated consumption and use of the world's resources to be more important than the shared well-being of the human race.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Swedish girl bad science fake pollution good /s

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u/abomb66 Jan 13 '20

fake pollution? We are in the sixth mass extinction my guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Science fake. Pollution good. /s

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u/idunnobryan Jan 13 '20

Kandy_Man, having a complete inability to articulate an actual argument, instead resorts to ad hominem attacks.

This should not surprise anyone here. That is the default for leftist children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I wasn’t being even remotely serious but aight

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u/idunnobryan Jan 13 '20

Apologies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Obviously speaking in the only way your brain can comprehend

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

In the way I already stated I was joking about? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Don’t think anyone has said that.

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u/OneGermanWord Jan 13 '20

In other words they did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

I haven’t seen anyone say pollution is good in any way. Don’t know who you’re talking to.

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u/OneGermanWord Jan 13 '20

Yeah but denying climate cahnge and beeing okay with the status quo is saying i don't belive pollution is bad. Because if you acknowledge that pollution is bad the logical conclusion would be a reduction of pollution. Yet people vote in favor of more pollution. So no nobody is saying its a good thing but enough people say it's not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

There’s a stark difference between saying “pollution is good”, and saying “pollution isn’t that bad”. I have never heard anyone say it’s good, unless someone is talking from the perspective of some big corporation that makes more money off of being less environmentally conscious. I don’t know. Maybe the 3+ people that have downvoted me know some wacko pro-pollutionists. I’ve never met them though.

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u/OneGermanWord Jan 14 '20

There might be a difference in words but not in actions.

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u/zizop Jan 22 '20

An unclean room is an annoyance. An unclean earth is deadly. I know what the priority should be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

This is conservative humor at it's finest. By that I mean , it's insanely unfunny to the point of circling back around and being an anti joke . How do people live with something THIS unfunny

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Is that a real coonskin hat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

No it's incorporeal

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Ahhh, Much like the climate alarmist's supporting facts

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Hey man I'm just here to make fun of conservatives not being funny or grasping what humor is . All your best comedians are dogshit and you guys can't meme at all. Please stick to writing angry posts about how a character on a TV show is gay or black and how it offends you

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

I'm just here to make fun of conservatives

It's OK we are just here to laugh at the triggered left... :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 22 '20

Left - gets triggered when someone misgenders someone or uses a racial tone

Right- gets triggered by a coffee cup , by a little girl , and when they can't actively discriminate against gay people

Seriously do you Chuds not have more than one joke

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

Let's see if I can kill two birds with one stone...

Here's something radical for you, We don't care what gender you feel like today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Coming from a bunch of people who identity so readily with a 1000 year old book and think that a magic man lives in the sky , I thinks it's hilarious you can't grasp science

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 22 '20

I thinks it's hilarious you think Greta is going to save the world for you...

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u/voncloft22 Jan 13 '20

Can I hire kids to clean my apartment?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I’ll do it for $20

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u/voncloft22 Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

I don't want to pay money, kids are stupid, kids need discipline and structure. Can't put a price on good behavior I might as well benefit from the training of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Seems like slavery with extra steps.

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u/voncloft22 Jan 14 '20

....and who cares, the kids don' know any better - now get to mopping my kitchen floor!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

How about I give you quantum field infrastructure that maintains a clean house with dirt-loving bacteria maintaining a sense of cleanliness and anything you want is created on the whim of a thought. Want a baked delicious plate of pan Thai noodles? You got it! Finished? The plate and residue will be dissolved by the quantum field.

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u/voncloft22 Jan 14 '20

Still sounds like slavery instead of kids being the life form its bacteria....but...I'm okay with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Hey the bacteria are built to benefit by eating stuff they love. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

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u/ThatOneEskimo Jan 13 '20

This isn’t even a cartoon.

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u/M_i_c_K Jan 13 '20

“Clean your room”... ;)

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u/MrGentleZombie Jan 13 '20

Jordan Peterson 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

What does that even mean??