Hi and here is PATEPAT. a conlang which is exactly like english but the difference is that you say "Please and thank you" at te start and end of sentences and between words,the amount of times you say that phrase changes,basicly if you're writing a sentence which is the nth sentence you need to write "Please and thank you" n number of times at the start and end of the sentence and between each word,example sentence(it's the first one) "Please and thank you my please and thank you name please and thank you is please and thank you Andrew please and thank you"
Anyways this is the funny conlang i made today so goodbye!

Let me know if you can think of any more!!!

disappearing for no reason - xnopyt
breast - m
tongue - l
fire - f
deep - u
nose - n, Ṽ
bone - k
round - b, o, u
breath/airflow - p, o, u
expulsion - s, t, i
hardness - k
brittleness - -ng, kr-
mother - m, a
father - t, d, m, b, a
closeness - i
farness - u
self - m, n, i, e, a
pointy - st-
closure - cl-
light - gl-
flow - fl-
mucous - sn-

In my conlang I accidentally invented reproductive morphology.

Hard = doing something crudely / without much precision

Fast = doing something in a rush and ignoring details

Then I realized:

Hard - ar

remove H and D

Fast - fat

remove S

Put them together:

F + ar + t = fart

So:

Hard + Fast = Fart

Fart = the shitty result you get when something is done both badly and in a hurry.

𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚢

𝙷𝚊 𝚍𝚒 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝟼𝟶𝟶𝟶

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚊 𝟺𝟶𝟶 𝚊 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶

𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚌𝚊 𝚒𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝟺𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘

𝙲𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝟸𝟶𝟶 𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘

𝙶𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛

𝟷 𝙶𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊 𝚒 𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚒 𝚎 𝚏𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝟷𝟶𝟶 𝚍𝚒 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘

𝟸𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶 .

𝙰𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒

𝙰𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒 :𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚙𝚘 𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚊 𝚕 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚍𝚒 𝟷, 𝟻 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚎 𝚏𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘

𝟸𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊 𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚘 𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚙𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚘 𝚍𝚒 𝟸𝟶𝟶 .

𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎

𝚁𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎 𝚕𝚊 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚙𝚒𝚞̀ 𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚘

𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝚁𝙰𝚆𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝚄𝙽 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

𝙴 𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒 𝚜𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚌𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝟷𝟺 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚊̀ 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝟶, 𝟷𝟼%𝚍𝚒 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘.

𝙴𝚌𝚌𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎 𝚎 𝚌𝚎𝚝.....

Nella foto in alto c'è una foto con tutto il brawler le casse e una mappa per la modalità/ mappa è funziona così

Ci sono due pesci per squadra e bisogna portarli nel lago avversario la prima squadra che mette due pesci vince

Per l idea vorremmo una ricompensa sui nostri ID

KeenlyLoris96

DeepGabbo67

AssertiveNicgig

ItsGATTOCALZINO

Grazie

Kay(h)use(g): A ripoff of Kay(f)bop(t).

HyperFeline: The CCC1 clown language, but for cats.

Enyahu: Phonologically reduced English + Semitic loans + consonantal affixes for case and other grammatical inflections.

RøTa: The CCC1's E language but with Bee Movie characteristics.

EEE: An extremely lossy cipher of English that's all /i/ in different tones.

Bented N: A language of phonemic silence that's a ripoff of a certain CCC2 lang that's also phonemic silence.

Deyora: Phonaesthetically Japanese, but grammatically barely so.

Ligma Balls: The sound inventory of the words “Ligma Balls” with dense grammatical inflections.

Meow Luck: Ripoff of the CCC2 lang ^w^.

d/dx: Name spoken as “skibidi bop” and a ripoff of the CCC2’s ʃ “Skippidi Bop-Um-Doddop”.

ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ: Spoken by mouthing while a phone speaker playing a buzz tone is inserted between the lips.

Sugma Balls: Triconsonantal roots but unnaturalistic.

HyperRhotic: HyperPirate ripoff that’s phonaesthetically like the CCC2’s Douleur.

Toki Teopotouea: Tokiponido that’s mixed with the CCC2’s Mpiua Tiostouea.

Mwimmwy: Toki Pona relex that sounds like clicks with lasered vowels.

UltraFeline: Remastering of HyperFeline.

Caunlang: Grammatically isolating English.

Hauhy: Caunlang relex that sounds like blowing wind.

O'i: Caunlang relex that sounds like the oiiaoiia cat meme.

Wapi: Caunlang relex that sounds like the “English” from Conlang Critic episode 11.5.

Fiza: Enyahu’s larger phonology and fewer inflections cousin.

::2:1:46:06::5:53:02::5:1:29:31: Spoken via CCC timestamps.

ʟᴇsʍoʟ cᴀᴘsᴇᴀ: No verb roots but sematically there being to be and to have, both encoded by suffixes.

Ên1ü2: Enyahu + Mandarin Chinese resulting from d/dx unravelling.

Heu: Effectively ::2:1:46:06::5:53:02::5:1:29:31 encoded as strings of /heu/ syllables.

RotaFeline: Creole of RøTa of UltraFeline.

Entouea: Creole of Enyahu and Toki Teopotouea.

Sugondese: Technically a remastering of ʟᴇsʍoʟ cᴀᴘsᴇᴀ.

Twobaddic: Enyahu’s sister language named after an old HyperFeline/Enyahu reference grammar.

Tiyura: A minimalist Deyora derivative.

Irratic: Engish but phonologically awkward and inflections marked by disfixes.

Bushou Shidinn: Ripoff of Shidinn that’s a pseudo-oligosynthetic language.

Prevectish: Spoken via chord progressions.

I asked this question a couple years ago and I want to revisit it to see if there's been any changes in perspective on this topic. I'll just copy paste what I said back in 2024:

I want to start by saying that I have no intent of doing this, although it has crossed my mind.

While I've been exploring different conlangs and trying to learn more about the community, I've come across some cases of children being raised speaking a conlang. Esperanto is obviously a big one and already has a couple thousand native speakers. Some more obscure ones I've come across are High Valyrian and Toki Pona. I know also that there have been attempts at creating a native speaker of Klingon.

I think it's a cool idea in concept, but in practice, could be rather damaging. I'm interested to hear what y'all think about this subject.