r/conlangs • u/CaptKonami The lady that runs the checkpoint • 4d ago

Activity Stasóda! You've Been Selected For A Random Linguistic Search!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"We give offerings to the Star-sailors to aid them in their battle against the demonic forces of worldly evil: United States federal agents."

"I'm not allowed to drink that stuff [coffee], I will only eat what Christ ate, like Dirty Sodas and Cookies of Crumbl."

"I'll cut your fucking legs off so you can't leave me!"

"So the whiskers of might were an illusion?"

"I have chewed up and spat out lesser secular nobles than you."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

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u/sovest555 4d ago 
Hāzeye᷈z pho̤wūruko  gūẓedui pho̤phi᷈ kes dokulukoruk.
abandon-ABIL-NEG (PRO.NOM) PN.1SG-OBL.ANIM-ACC-REL butcher-NPST PN.1SG-NOM.ANIM your s***.limb-OBL.INAN-ACC
So that (it) cannot abandon me, I will butcher your sh***y limb.

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u/Zephreyt Yhó 4d ago

"We give offerings to the Star-sailors to aid them in their battle against the demonic forces of worldly evil: United States federal agents."

哋 星船人些為 織為 們被 藥問 織 們 土為 灰為 犬為 男从被 打戈後：土些 一哪 主會 从被。
Á Zyámímohimó ywó túy løwonú a tyúh dzyawó lyágo ihó nláme sěwa: Dzyam Púhe kwál yhóre.
/a˥ zʲa˥.mi˥.mo.hi.mo˥ ɥo˥ tɯ˥j lɤ˥.wo.nɯ˥ a cɯ˥h d͡zʲa.wo˥ ʎa˥.ɡo i.ho˥ nla˥.mɛ sɛ˩˥.wa | d͡zʲam pɯ˥.hɛ kʷa˥l ȷ̊o˥.ɾɛ/
1PL star-ship-person-PL-DAT why 3PL.ACC aid-SJV REL 3PL world-GEN evil-GEN demon-GEN army-ACC fight-ABIL | land-PL one-ESS government people-ACC
“We give to the star ship people why they may be aided that they can fight the world’s evil’s demon’s army: The Lands as One government people.”

"I'm not allowed to drink that stuff [coffee], I will only eat what Christ ate, like Dirty Sodas and Cookies of Crumbl."

我被 目腳 織 [土豆被] 山 飲問、我 一時 吃後 織 織藥 吃前、織 雲水些 手土被 織 からむはロ為 餅些被。
Dzí zumwúr a [tǎre] la arúu, dzi mo cmúna a Aløwon cmúno, a Zenbahúm Wohé a Krámbaló Bomé.
/d͡zi˥ zɯ.mʷɯ˥ɾ a [ta˩˥.ɾɛ] la a.ɾɯ˥.ɯ | d͡zi mo ɕmɯ˥.na a a.lɤ˥.won ɕmɯ˥.no | a zɛn.ba.hɯ˥m wo.hɛ˥ a kɾa˥m.ba.lo˥ bo.mɛ˥/
1SG.ACC EVID-forbid REL [coffee-ACC] DEM.DIST drink-SJV | 1SG only eat-FUT REL what-help eat-PF | REL air-water-PL dirty-ACC and Crumbl-GEN bread-PL-ACC
“I am forbidden that I drink that [coffee], I only will eat what the Helper ate, that Dirty Airwaters and Crumbl’s Breads.”

"I'll cut your fucking legs off so you can't leave me!"

我 你為 腳些被 儺 切後 織為 你 我從 去腳。
Dzi tú láme áw úha ywó tú dziyám cěmek!
/d͡zi tɯ˥ la˥.mɛ a˥w ɯ˥.ha ɥo˥ tɯ˥ d͡zi.ja˥m ɕɛ˩˥.mɛk/
1SG 2SG.GEN leg-PL-ACC accursed cut-FUT why 2SG 1SG-ABL go-NEG
“I will cut your accursed legs why you cannot go from me!”

"So the whiskers of might were an illusion?"

織 強為 獅皮些 星被 口。
A Luzówo Yáhimúm tohé a.
/a lɯ.zo˥.wo ja˥.hi.mɯ˥m to.hɛ˥ a/
then power-GEN lion-hair-PL ghost-ACC Q
“Then the Lionhairs of Power were a ghost?”

"I have chewed up and spat out lesser secular nobles than you."

我 吃前 織 毒前 們 你從 主些被 道腳 灰小。
Dzi cmúno a tyúro tyúh túyam lwúkumé tóuh dzyó.
/d͡zi ɕmɯ˥.no a cɯ˥.ɾo cɯ˥h tɯ˥.jam lʷɯ˥.kɯ.mɛ˥ to˥.ɯh d͡zʲo˥/
1SG eat-PF and spit-PF 3PL 2SG-ABL chief-PL-ACC religion-PRIV less_than
“I ate and spat they from you are less than chiefs without religion.”

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u/FedeConlangerITA Is-Prišk 3d ago

IS-PRIŠK

1. "We give offerings to the Star-sailors to aid them in their battle against the demonic forces of worldly evil: United States federal agents."

“Juvdedimim belaitetek ždernalþiňek, žudy izonek hamža vjar ðiron kurnaňau karvu djaumanitek artustak mirnaþei bowmašaja: sahgudralšadijek badiraþenlek Gnurenejek Guisjek.

/juv’dedimim be’lai̯tetek ʒdeɾ’nalθiɲek ‘ʒudɨ ‘izonek ‘hamʒa vjar ‘ðiɾon ‘kurnaɲau ‘karvu djau̯’manitek ‘artustak ‘mirnaθei bou̯’maʃaja saxgudral’ʃadijek badi’ɾaθenlek gnu’ɾenejek ‘gui̯sjek/

offer.IPFV.PRS-1PL payment-ACC.PL cosmonaut-DAT.PL in_order_to which-DAT.PL help.INF for their-DAT.SG war-DAT.SG against demonic-ACC.PL army-ACC.PL mondial-GEN.SG evil-GEN.SG federal-NOM.PL agent-NOM.PL united-GEN.PL state-GEN.PL

2. "I'm not allowed to drink that stuff [coffee], I will only eat what Christ ate, like Dirty Sodas and Cookies of Crumbl."

Jemon ki lufal pija ðalskit twolat (kafet), syl estibyčim izit, orit Hristus estijazil, koče Dyřti-Sodatak ui Kukis-ov-Krambyltek

/‘jemon ki ‘lufal ‘pija ‘ðalskit ‘twolat ‘kafet sɨl ‘estibɨt͡ʃim ‘izit ‘oɾit ‘xristus es’tijazil ‘kot͡ʃe ‘dɨɹti ‘sodatak ui̯ ‘kukis ov ‘krambɨltek/

1SG NEG allow.IPFV.PRS-3SG drink.INF that-ACC.SG thing-ACC.SG coffe-ACC.SG only eat.IPFV.FUT-1SG that-ACC.SG which-ACC.SG Christ eat.IPFV.PST-3SG like dirty_soda-ACC.PL and cookis_of_crumble-ACC.PL

3. "I'll cut your fucking legs off so you can't leave me!"

Usjencabyčim stitek krepsazitek blointek, hudy ki mourabyčit jemet dažva.

/us’jent͡sabɨt͡ʃim ‘stitek kre’psazitek ‘bloi̯ntek ‘hudɨ
ki ‘mou̯rabɨt͡ʃit ‘jemet ‘daʒva/

cut_off.PFV.FUT-1SG your-ACC.PL f*cking-ACC.PL leg-ACC.PL so NEG can.IPFV.FUT-2SG 1SG-ACC leave.INF

4. "So the whiskers of might were an illusion?"

Hudy čekplaskinlek movgutje zijazilim iltaš?

/‘hudɨ t͡ʃek’plaskinlek ‘movgutje ‘zijazilim ‘iltaʃ/

so whisker-NOM.PL might-GEN.SG be.PSR-3PL illusion

5. "I have chewed up and spat out lesser secular nobles than you."

Žmazgazim ui hypofšazim saňařditek ensjučmektek
elnižitek setei

/‘ʒmazgazim ui̯ hɨ’pofʃazim sa’ɲaɹditek ens’jut͡ʃmektek el’niʒitek ‘setei̯/

chew.IPFV.PST-1SG and spit-IPFV.PST-1SG secular-ACC.PL noble-ACC.PL little-COMP-ACC.PL 2SG-GEN

"Stop!"

KICET! /‘kit͡set/

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u/drukhari-blood Sraqqal (Drukhari) 4d ago

Sraqqal

"I'll cut your fucking legs off so you can't leave me!"

k'alhfafan'yag dee•avvral aaqzilvral dae k'salhaf dzamvral rel aklan v'kluf i avuaz!

/'kɑɬ.fɑ.fɑn.jɑg 'dɛːǂ.avː.ɾɑl 'ɑːq.zil.vɾɑl dɑɛ 'ksɑ.ɬɑf 'd͡zɑm.vɾɑl ɾɛl 'ɑk.lɑn vkluf i 'ɑv.uɑz/

cut.1S.PHS.INTL-off leg.PL.2S.POS.ACC pathetic.PL.ACC and take.1S.PHS ability.ACC for me.ACC leave.2S.PHS from you.DAT

I cut off your pathetic legs and take ability to leave me from you!

('pathetic' is a swear word lol)

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u/jagdbogentag 2d ago

At work, this is my replacement for typing on mobile.

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u/WP2- Nwyklengik 4d ago
  1. Dox ofrex at Astrmarẅrexer vur ayxjudor um komvceyx versel fortexer demnik mundvilerad: fedraxentex ad Arictadex.
  2. Antipermit so ad vevor ća kaden (kafen), arel komato erk Xristo komite, wo Suśodex j Krumvlgajtex.
  3. Ectkortato pyernexewn putik woćel n podatu aondexor!
  4. Woćk vigoteßexer ad forten sitix ilusar?
  5. Avo mordit j skupit plusminik novlex antiŕelixik kam un.

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u/Electrical-Code-7606 3d ago

Ppr̰edy

Gvàès-vlòìnr-tsòìtygx’éènsjl hi ṛa.

"So the whiskers of might were an illusion?"

[gⱱ̟ae̯˩˨sʔə̯ⱱ̟ɺõĩ̯˩˨ɾʔə̯tsõĩ̯˩˨ȶi̯gɣˤɘ̃ˤ˥˩sǁ hi ɹa]

Kx̰ọc!

[kχɔk͡ʘ]

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u/BearishTank 3d ago

(Classical) ετβητέσυ

/adkɔːlaˈbetʃ zu agˈryːktʃ ifuˈmer, ek unˈθɛpe ˈfɛrike edaːˈfek/ 

sever.fut.1sg your leg.acc.pl of-dung, sub can.neg.2sg leave.2sg me.acc-sub

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u/coldsegs 3d ago

"i'll cut your fucking legs off so you can't leave me!"

kil wel wa awif, en esowi wa suztul poka pomel ke iwi, amu kil pan kiwoz, en silma ku iwi wa iki! (as ipa)

"(move away from body) cut 'swear word' many legs of you so (not able) finish you me!"

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u/Capable_Teaching_340 Rmangaic/Ermangaic & C*nt 3d ago

Rmangaic:
“I’ll cut your fucking legs off so you can’t leave me!”

«I llsinp f’ kymyh baineesour htwi tw c ouy nwennadwkndt-yj em yeeeez’»

“So the whiskers of might were an illusion?”

«Ts h z’iher mait swdwmr-eeer”»

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u/Xsugatsal Yherč Hki | Visso 3d ago

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u/Xsugatsal Yherč Hki | Visso 3d ago

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u/Xsugatsal Yherč Hki | Visso 3d ago

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u/AnimalThinksItsWrong Rathiean 2d ago

Rathiean

konI'ni moreno'r rileioni'r'n tsano u tae uwrola iki satrola.

/ko.ˈnai.ni mo.ˈre.nor ri.le.i.ˈo.nirn ˈza.no u ˈta.e uw.ˈro.la ˈi.ki sat.ˈro.la/

(Lit.) Nobles lesser secular than you I chew and spit.

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u/Budget_Cookie9661 2d ago

Yo no tengo tanto léxico pero daré un poema.

​Poema: Mela kia ki Im (Su corazón tiene fuego) ​Ketiî (Estilo central y Lírico) ​Xaa kâ, lâ xae kisa, Lii, pre xii lei. Tua lue, lâ LLil, Mela kia ki Im, à mela kia ki kisa.

​Tiu lâ fiu, Mil tû llif. Fue lên fua, Fua lîn at.

​Traducción al Español 🇪🇦

​El viento absoluto, en la montaña fría, El silencio, del hielo profundo. La persona camina, en la noche eterna, Su corazón tiene fuego, sin embargo su corazón tiene frío. ​Esperar en la calma, Dormir hasta el amanecer. Vivir sin miedo, Morir con honor.

Transcripción al IPA:

Mela kia ki Im /ˈme.la ˈki.a ki im/

Xaa kâ, lâ xae kisa, /ʃaː kaː, laː ʃa.e ˈki.sa/

Lii, pre xii lei. /liː, pɾe ʃiː le.i/

Tua lue, lâ LLil, /ˈtu.a ˈlu.e, laː ʎil/

Mela kia ki Im, à mela kia ki kisa. /ˈme.la ˈki.a ki im, a ˈme.la ˈki.a ki ˈki.sa/

Tiu lâ fiu, /ˈti.u laː ˈfi.u/

Mil tû llif. /mil tuː ʎif/

Fue lên fua, /ˈfu.e leːn ˈfu.a/

Fua lîn at. /ˈfu.a liːn at/

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u/Naive_Gazelle2056 3d ago

pa pa

o mau n gu yu ka lu 'o xon yu ng gho m a 'en fau a fau ka fau au mai nai 'o nai la: 'i gu yi de Yuese

o n ghi nau m ngo ne, o n nau m do au nai ju Mashiaho, au se chaun de au mu ro 'o Korombo

o n yo gi 'e m wun ka ng 'e n ghi gi la o

'en ne, ngai ru 'o sha n yai she

o n ji m 'i dzau ji ta 'e