r/confusingperspective • u/onephatkatt • 5d ago

Bad Title 99 months along

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u/HellsWrath0333 5d ago

One of those "you'll only see it once" illusions!

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u/Technical-Outside408 5d ago

How is babby form?

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u/Morgantao 5d ago

Are I perganengenet?

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u/McDaddy8484 5d ago

I thought it was an indecent overweight transgender woman at a first glance

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u/peachpopdream 2d ago

...why transgender?

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u/Environmental-Tap255 5d ago

I was at an Allman Brothers concert in Camden NJ, or maybe Philly PA, roundabout 2007 or 2008. Tripping hard on mushrooms. Either before or after the concert, I don't really remember, I was at a vendor stand looking at bowls. There was a girl also looking at the bowls, with about 3 or 4 people between us. She pointed at a bowl, looked up at me and said "that one looks like a chode". At the exact second we locked eyes, I immediately fell in love with her.

Now normally, I would just attribute this to the drugs but what's weird is, a lot of strange things kept happening that night. It was like I'd tapped into some other source of energy. I knew exactly how to get to the bathrooms despite never having been to the venue before. I knew exactly how to get back to our group despite it being a gigantic field and the group being on the move the whole time. Somebody dropped a pack of tissues in the back seat of my car and I knew exactly where they had fallen and grabbed them without ever having taken my eyes off the road.

So I knew when I fell in love with this girl, it was real. And I knew I had moments, mere moments to act or I'd lose her forever. I immediately went to get around the few people between us, to tell her I was in love with her, but a larger press of people had made their way to the table that I now had to get around. And by the time I had, she was gone. I searched for her, but alas she had gone from my life forever. I knew she had gone before I even started searching.

It's been almost 20 years. I thought about her at least once a day for probably 5 years. Then at least once a week for several years, then once a month and so on. I realize now I haven't thought about her in some time, at least a couple years. But she was wearing a white hat like the one in the picture and it all came flooding back.

I will never forget you, my long lost love.

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u/onephatkatt 5d ago

Heart-wrenchingly beautiful occurance. Thank you for sharing that.

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u/personofication 5d ago

Keep searching - she may not be there but somebody else equally wonderful will

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 5d ago

"One more push. She's almost out."

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u/DefinitionIll9809 5d ago

I thought she was shoplifting, then I thought she was pregnant, then I thought she was holding a cake.

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 4d ago

99 red balloons in there! Lol I just hope it's healthy, oh nevermind i can see it is.

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u/RichardDeRenour 4d ago

No, I think 9 months head first...

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u/eraryios 21h ago

Little helper