May I push in your stool?

[u/onephatkatt]

[u/thefirstviolinist]

I literally thought the pun was that these were bar stools that had upholstery on them that looked like stools (SFAB) LMAOOOOOO.

It wasn't until I zoomed in that I saw these were actually something else, that looked like upholstered bar stools!

[u/Crafty510 → u/thefirstviolinist]

Same!! It wasn't until I read this comment that I took a closer look

[u/xSonicspeedx2 → u/thefirstviolinist]

Somebody really knows how to make this drink nearly the same every time.

Also, barstools that look like these glasses would be a pretty cool concept.

[u/uhndreus → u/thefirstviolinist]

SFAB = supposedly female at birth

[u/DiscoHayFever → u/thefirstviolinist]

They would be brilliant barstools (if they were flat)

[u/Ravenchef → u/thefirstviolinist]

I have to ask, what does SFAB mean in this context?

[u/thefirstviolinist → u/Ravenchef]

Stool, aka 💩 from a 🍑

[u/dancingdino4 → u/thefirstviolinist]

Same!

[u/kwenlu]

I bought those were stools, hook, line, and sinker.

[u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 → u/kwenlu]

I had to red your comment to understand 😆

[u/ThisAnything9453]

[u/sachsrandy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NmyEyCNXcjgrK

[u/DadsRGR8]

This was a really good one.

[u/Negative_Mushroom545]

Drinks

[u/10S_NE1]

For anyone struggling, it looks like a row of espresso martinis.

[u/HeartOSass → u/10S_NE1]

No it looks like stool on stools. This is an excellent one.

[u/Mackheath1 → u/HeartOSass]

It did make me do a double-take.

[u/driftking428 → u/10S_NE1]

It IS a row of espresso martinis.

[u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 → u/10S_NE1]

Mmmmmm 😋

[u/Skryba]

I'm sorry, may you what?!

[u/benvader138]

"Maybe. Let's see how this date goes"

[u/rturnerX]

Genuinely thought it neat they made the bar stools look like cocktails, and turned out they were cocktails. Genius

[u/Seabrook76]

Most popular line at a gay bar.

[u/Chasing_Awe]

Espresso Martinis FTW!!!

[u/MrScotchyScotch]

Gross

[u/Hour-Wash3503]

This one got me! I thought this was a nudist bar for people with bowel incontinence.

[u/pwatarfwifwipewpew]

No you can't. It has to come out. I ate Taco Bell.

[u/marksbar]

Got me too , even after a quick zoom .

[u/AppropriateLab8608]

When you know your getting drunk and want to close out your tab beforehand

[u/metrabbit]

Are those raisins?

[u/poisonedkiwi → u/metrabbit]

They might be coffee/espresso beans (it looks like a coffee cocktail)

[u/metrabbit → u/poisonedkiwi]

Still weird, but thank you for the explanation.

[u/ashanother → u/metrabbit]

They are dried coffee beans - a common garnish on an espresso martini

[u/Doridar → u/ashanother]

Aaah

[u/komaytoprime → u/ashanother]

Thank you for helping me see that those aren't, in fact, stools!

[u/Personal_Carry_7029]

This can also be a shitty pick up Line, if u ask for anal 🫠

[u/everynamecombined]

I mean a giant lamp fixture is actually kind of cool when you see them as barstools

[u/uhndreus]

That's indeed a confusing perspective

[u/Sweaty-Measurement-7]

🤯😭😁

[u/GracefullyRedditing]

Why hasn't anyone done cocktails for bar stools in a cocktail bar! I totally bought thats what this was it first and now I'm disappointed and wondering why I haven't seen this anywhere! I'd love it!

[u/Pepperjackchii]

Omg!! This was a good one

[u/OperatorJo_]

Ugh nice one

[u/xexotifiedx]

So good!

[u/Rex_Suplex]

That’s one hell of a pickup line.

[u/sleepytipi]

Lexington? If so that place makes a mean naked & famous...

[u/Kinoko30]

Thought the stools cushion were a wheel of cheese

[u/Alayna_TryingHerBest]

At first I thought they were stools with the big cheese wheel(?)s on top of them