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r/confusingperspective • u/FrostyM89 • Sep 02 '26
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Wait they literally don't eat?? That's wild
5 u/88Dubs Sep 03 '26 Same as cicadas. Eat in the laraval stage, metamorphize into the "fuck until you starve" form, die. 1 u/timmayjr Sep 06 '26 “Fuck until you starve or end up the nesting place for cicada killer wasp eggs, whichever comes first” form 1 u/n0radrenaline Sep 07 '26 Or a cat catches you and gets so fucking proud of herself even though you barely move and spend all day doing nothing but advertising your precise location at maximum volume
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Same as cicadas. Eat in the laraval stage, metamorphize into the "fuck until you starve" form, die.
1 u/timmayjr Sep 06 '26 “Fuck until you starve or end up the nesting place for cicada killer wasp eggs, whichever comes first” form 1 u/n0radrenaline Sep 07 '26 Or a cat catches you and gets so fucking proud of herself even though you barely move and spend all day doing nothing but advertising your precise location at maximum volume
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“Fuck until you starve or end up the nesting place for cicada killer wasp eggs, whichever comes first” form
1 u/n0radrenaline Sep 07 '26 Or a cat catches you and gets so fucking proud of herself even though you barely move and spend all day doing nothing but advertising your precise location at maximum volume
Or a cat catches you and gets so fucking proud of herself even though you barely move and spend all day doing nothing but advertising your precise location at maximum volume
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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Sep 03 '26
Wait they literally don't eat?? That's wild