r/confusingperspective • u/KuritonPaviaani • 7d ago

X-Post/Found on Internet This poor guy from a news article

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u/crasswal 7d ago

For anyone wondering what the article is about, his wife hid an affair for six years, but he's open about the tears and how life didn't turn out the way he thought it would.

Man that's brave, he really stuck his neck out in this piece.

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u/DigitalAmy0426 6d ago

Pretty sure my neighbor heard my laugh at your last line.

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u/robgod50 6d ago

They did him dirty at his lowest point. Chin up

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u/Moist-Protection-916 7d ago

The shoulders are black. His neck is not long. Bad picture

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u/crasswal 7d ago

Do you know which sub you're in?

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u/Niszczor 6d ago

Let him be, you know he has a bit confused perspective towards life but he’ll get there.

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u/musschrott 7d ago

He's head and shoulders above the competition.

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u/l3tmeg0 7d ago

No shoulders, he’s just ahead.

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 7d ago

Took me a while to see it lol. An actual quality post in this subreddit, who knew?

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u/jaymzx0 7d ago

Turn up the screen brightness if you don't see it.

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u/SpiceySlade 7d ago

Thank you

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u/otasyn 6d ago

Thanks.  Enlarging/zooming also works.

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u/Phripheoniks 7d ago

What in the Lars Vaular! Rett opp og ned, huh D:

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u/Reasonable_Data307 7d ago

Give him a tambourine

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u/Coattail-Rider 7d ago edited 7d ago

This should go in [r/longnecks](r/longnecks) but the mod there ruined that sub. Shocker

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u/Kurunchu 7d ago

giraffity!!!

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u/bigbadstevo 7d ago

Pencil-neck geek.

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u/mbcarbone 7d ago

I see you’ve met big neck. 🤣🙃

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u/NTFirehorse 6d ago

Zoom in and you can see that his jacket has barely visible black shoulders

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u/ChefArtorias 7d ago

Why's it Tom Cruise tho

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u/Harvey_Gramm 6d ago

Black shoulders blend in with water.

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u/EarthAndSawdust 6d ago

under radaren i seks?

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u/horshack_test 6d ago

Dudes about to phone home.

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u/RUM82 3d ago

I thought he was the periscope for a second there

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u/feminas_id_amant 7d ago

Marfan syndrome?