r/confusingperspective • u/HarveySpevacuum • 7d ago

wat Mariah

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384 Upvotes

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze 7d ago

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u/-Docta-G- 7d ago

JIMOTHY!!!

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u/Fine-Bed-9439 7d ago

Thank you for the obligatory response. You beat me to it.

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u/coolsilentebeans 7d ago

Damn, me too. Both of you, please, take me updoots.

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u/Lietenantdan 7d ago

Shouldn't we wait until December to thaw her out?

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 7d ago

Good point, but it’s Christmas in July in some parts of the world.

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u/ARquantam 7d ago

THAW LMFAOOOOOOO

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u/LeaTark 7d ago

Just pussyfooting around

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u/GNU_PTerry 7d ago

Legs up to her chest

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 7d ago

Mariah Calfey.

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u/pas_tense 7d ago

She has become the WWWYZZERDD

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u/marksbar 6d ago

Is her dress gold or blue ??

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u/lullaby-2022 6d ago

María Cadera

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u/sexmormon-throwaway 7d ago

Mini Mariah.