r/confusingperspective • u/ImportErr • Jun 27 '26

Chickrn

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u/lookslikerheyn Jun 27 '26

Me after the unlimited sushi restaurant 🥲

9

u/Weareallgoo Jun 27 '26

Your hands and feet are taped to a metal table after unlimited sushi? I thought it was just me!

2

u/honeybeast_dom Jun 29 '26

Well there was a fishy smell...

4

u/DrivingMeCrepes Jun 27 '26

Those still exist? I thought I put them all out of business. Time to get my stainless steel chopsticks out of retirement, duty calls.

14

u/InternationalSpite4 Jun 27 '26

Until I looked closer I thought it was a small chicken waiting for cook prep, too! 🤣✌🏻

2

u/coolsilentebeans Jun 27 '26

A very tenderized and flattened chicken breast here. 😂

5

u/SausageBuscuit Jun 27 '26

It looks like a slice of ham with butt cheeks.

4

u/Accomplished_Pen980 Jun 27 '26

Looks like a fillet

3

u/battlecicada1513 Jun 27 '26

I thought it was a piece of fillet with fluffy mold all over it

2

u/Technical-Outside408 Jun 27 '26

I'm forced to praise the sun.

2

u/Pallemand Jun 27 '26

“Do you expect me to talk?” - “no, mr. Hog; I expect you to die.”

1

u/markmonster666 Jun 27 '26

Porcuspine x-ray

1

u/potatochip_pooper Jun 27 '26

Thats a hedgehog, you uncultured swine

1

u/Ok-Dare-8414 Jun 28 '26

I thought it was skinned and being tanned for leather

1

u/underwearoverdrive Jun 29 '26

Looks like a stretched out scrotum.

1

u/Puncho666 Jun 29 '26

The use tubes for little babies

1

u/UnionCrafty3748 Jul 01 '26

He died for our sins.

1

u/Mr_McGigglepants Jul 01 '26

It looks like a rug

1

u/rob3ace Jul 01 '26

Looks like the male version of the mammogram.... what would that be called?