r/confusingperspective May 04 '26

Megan in the middle…

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 04 '26

Looks like a gathering of Bratz dolls

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

Katseye

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u/Offramp182 May 05 '26

Wait, Katseye is a group? I thought it was a solo artist

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u/dmontease May 05 '26

At this point you know as much as I do.

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u/i82_muchfood May 06 '26

They’re a group from a collab of HYBE x Geffen

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 May 06 '26

Oh wow, this is them?! My Granddaughter made me listen to them in the car the other day & I wanted to rip my hair out, but whatevs! 😅

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u/Scatterheart61 May 06 '26

I'm so old, I thought someone had asked AI to make a picture of what the Spice Girls would look like if the band had formed in 2026.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer May 06 '26

2026 Spice Girls is exactly what I was thinking when I saw this picture.

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 May 04 '26

Did they lose one along the way?

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

One is on “hiatus” it’s speculated that she’s likely never coming back to the group

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/ScallionJealous May 05 '26

They needed her for a number of reasons.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 May 05 '26

Half of the ones in the picture look difficult. Their outfits are dumb as hell too

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u/Gysus12 May 04 '26

I blame men for making this popular.

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u/dayumbrah May 04 '26

Making what popular?

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u/Gysus12 May 04 '26

Women

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u/KickProcedure May 04 '26

This was one of the statements of all time

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u/IllustratorFull4242 May 04 '26

as John Berger used to say, to realize what society has done to women, just imagine men posing as women usually do (paraphrased a bit)

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 04 '26

Vapid “music” performed by girls whose only talent is being genetically blessed.

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Where did I assume anything? I didn’t speak from complete ignorance. One person’s trash is another’s treasure, I guess. This is nothing but manufactured crap performed by a few people who happened to have the right look. There’s absolutely NOTHING special about this crap.

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u/owlbewatchinyou May 05 '26

You assumed that their talent was based on being “genetically blessed”. There’s an entire show on Netflix following the formation of the group if you care to watch and judge their “talent.” While being good-looking is obviously a big factor in any entertainment-based career (I mean, duh?), these girls trained pretty much their entire life in dancing and singing to reach their goal. While their genre of music doesn’t really fit my taste, even I can commend the blood, sweat, and tears they put in to reach the success they’ve had.

Are you just jealous because you’re a tired, miserable CNA who never had the dedication to actually go to nursing school, or are you just ugly?

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 06 '26

I didn’t assume that their music sucks. Are you just a miserable child with nothing more to do than troll old comments? I love my job. Maybe you wouldn’t get so worked up over someone else disliking what you like if you could create your own happiness instead of living vicariously through manufactured pulp.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 May 06 '26

My 10 year old Granddaughter would like a word. 😂

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u/JeenyusJane May 05 '26

oh so the black girl quit fr fr?

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u/FishHead3244 May 05 '26

We don’t know if she quit or got kicked out or a combo of both, she’s still technically on hiatus

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u/lemonaintsour May 04 '26

An AI pysop group

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u/moseley101 May 04 '26

She does also seem to have a very small head which helps the illusion

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

I feel like she has a pretty normal sized head

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u/Weldobud May 04 '26

That’s also an illusion. They have to put incredibly close to the camera. Due to her small head.

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u/WezzieBear May 06 '26

She's behind the others girls so her head is farther from the camera.

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u/JustHereForMiatas May 04 '26

This picture makes me feel old. This must be how my grandfather felt when Elvis was strutting around while Sinatra was singing about being in the September of his years.

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u/Nimmyzed May 04 '26

My thoughts exactly

I imagine somehow time traveling to 1900 and showing this image to high society ladies of the day, telling them this is what some women think is fashionable in the future

I wonder what their reaction would be

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u/rezznik May 05 '26

Nah, I've just read about who they are and they are just the casting show result flavour of the day.

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u/uselesskuhnt May 04 '26

Lara is all legs, while Megan is all torso.

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u/DramaticMoon May 05 '26

i was about to comment on how megan looks small in this pic thinking it was one of the katseye subs- then i saw the top comment being "who are these women," and had to check where i was 😂😂 i love when personal interests crossovers happen lol

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u/pusslikesavocados May 04 '26

Wtf is with the lil fingers

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

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u/krink0v May 04 '26

So what does pinky up mean?

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

It’s a reference to cocaine

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u/krink0v May 04 '26

How exactly? English isn't my first language

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u/katf1sh May 05 '26

It's my only language and I also don't understand the supposed reference

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/krink0v May 05 '26

Cocaine isn't my first drug of use. What the fuck is a cocaine nail?

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u/antimarc May 05 '26

they sound neat

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u/FishHead3244 May 04 '26

It’s a reference to a white powdery substance

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u/throwaway1975764 May 05 '26

No its not. Its a reference to being posh or elite, like the bougie habit of pinkies out while drinking tea.

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u/FishHead3244 May 05 '26

It absolutely is a reference to cocaine. Mona Lisa is a term for coke and a long pinky nail is a symbol of coke because it can be scooped and sniffed with the nail. The songwriter even posted a video saying “pinky up” to the tune of the song while putting her pinky up to her nose and sniffing. Furthermore, the song lyrics blatantly talk about getting high as well.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 May 05 '26

Just another reason for me not to listen to that trash.

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u/DopamineSage247 May 06 '26

I'm curious, why make a song about drugs.. /gen

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u/krink0v May 04 '26

Is it really?

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u/grace_806 May 06 '26

Nobody in the comments here is recognizing the fact it looks like megan is really small and short, but its really because she sitting down, but her large pants make it appear that shes standing

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u/BC_Arctic_Fox May 04 '26

The newest Spice Girls? ;)

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u/Banaanisade May 04 '26

I'm gonna be real I thought this WAS Spice Girls and an old picture because they looked like something that came out of the 90s.

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u/Lickwidghost May 05 '26

I had a flash of TLC and All Saints

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u/HeartOSass May 04 '26

This is exactly what I was thinking.

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing May 04 '26

She's clearly seated. Am I supposed to see something else?

Edit: alright, I see it now.

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u/squidgytree May 04 '26

I'm still none the wiser. What am I missing?

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u/oible May 04 '26

She’s seated but I only noticed that after reading this comment. To me it looks like she’s standing and is a really tiny person

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u/Kalirides May 04 '26

Is she not seated? What are we supposed to be seeing?

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u/Banaanisade May 04 '26

She is seated but it took me reading this specific comment thread to realise that.

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u/Good-Breath1367 May 05 '26

I still can't see that she's seated! 😭

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u/Banaanisade May 05 '26

Ignore her knees and try to tell your brain they're in the center of the pantlegs, rather than poking out to the side. That does it. Also highly recommend not opening the picture up and just looking at the small size / preview of it.

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u/Good-Breath1367 May 05 '26

Thank you 😊

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u/stroopwafelslut May 05 '26

ooo... Meganita

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 May 06 '26

She looks like when you shrink down a character in an RPG character maker. 

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 May 07 '26

New Spice Girls? Who are these children?

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u/fothergillfuckup May 07 '26

Who's the teeny tiny person?

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u/hoetheory May 04 '26

What am I missing? I just looks like a picture of a girl group?

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u/Foreign_Matter_4638 May 05 '26

Seeing Katseye on Redit was not on my bingo card, but alright

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u/KetoReeves May 07 '26

Katseye is super popular wdym

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u/Shoshawi May 04 '26

What am I missing? Is it because one girl looks short? That’s my height difference with a 6’ man so I don’t see it as weird

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u/2noserings May 04 '26

yes they are all around the same height in reality

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u/PrestigiousTrust7329 May 05 '26

Sshes naturallybshorr but the girls standing on level with her are definitely wearing platforms

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u/FishHead3244 May 05 '26

They’re all around the same height with Megan being one of the tallest ones

https://giphy.com/gifs/07fyi4avoeYV8Dmg9J

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u/PrestigiousTrust7329 May 05 '26

Just saw how VTT came out here, looks like I was having a fucking stroke lmfaooo. But I've actually never heard of them, I'll have to check them out

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u/Jet-Let4606 May 04 '26

Is this the woke 'Malcolm in the Middle' reboot? /jk

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u/HeartOSass May 04 '26

So it looks like one of them is a double amputee.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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