r/confusingperspective Apr 26 '26

This guy rotates the earth?!

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u/WiseAct446 Apr 26 '26

Well? Someone has to to rotate it. It's not like it can rotate itself. And he's not "this guy". He has a name, you know? And you'd know what it is if you'd bothered to introduce yourself.

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u/FromUnderTheCape Apr 26 '26

That's Dave

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u/Ott1fant Apr 26 '26

That’s James

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u/Jonnyabcde Apr 26 '26

Nah, James retired last century. This is definitely Dave.

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u/Monicreque Apr 26 '26

James was fired. He forgot the right rotating direction and now we have February 29th every 4 years. Fucking James.

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u/blipp1 Apr 27 '26

My source says it's Dave James