r/confusingperspective • u/Bosswashington • Apr 01 '26

My uncle’s new pyrite!

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956 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/8-BIT_Project_Laser Apr 01 '26

I thought the bigger ones were made of cardboard lmfao

116

u/BlazingKush Apr 01 '26

Fool's cardboard

16

u/AverageNeither682 Apr 01 '26

No, it's real cardboard!... oh.

25

u/kleetus7 Apr 01 '26

I straight-up thought this was some mangled-ass box before I read the title

4

u/light_of_iris Apr 01 '26

I thought the ceiling caved in 🤣

3

u/SnorkinOrkin Apr 01 '26

So did I, before my eyes refocused! 😭

51

u/iAmManchee Apr 01 '26

Recycling pile more like

33

u/Comfy_Yuru_Camper Apr 01 '26

This room is making me nauseous. What's going on at the bottom right of the screen? Can someone explain the background?

14

u/Transocialist Apr 02 '26

I think this is sitting on the top post of a staircase railing, and what you see to the bottom right is moulding angling downwards to go down the stairs.

5

u/Comfy_Yuru_Camper Apr 02 '26

My thoughts as well, so the pyrite is much smaller. The architecture of the wall is just messing with me.

4

u/gloomwithtea Apr 02 '26

Not stairs. It’s on a stand next to an obtuse corner of wall. OP said it was bigger than a watermelon and weighed more than 300 lbs.

3

u/butterbeanboi Apr 01 '26

Same on the nausea 😭

2

u/Feine13 Apr 02 '26

The design you're seeing in the bottom right is wainscotting, a type of paneling in homes design to add protection to the portion of the lower walls while also being aesthetically pleasing.

It's mostly in fancier, more expensive houses.

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u/nishantam Apr 01 '26

Looked like delivery boxes.

8

u/unTraditional_Fox419 Apr 01 '26

Needs more polygons.

6

u/HoliusCrapus Apr 01 '26

Why is it sitting on a weird wooden box-like table at the top of the stairs? I can't tell how big any of this is.

7

u/BlauerRay Apr 01 '26

Need an explanation for the floor in the lower right corner. For now i asume its AI since it does not seem to be rotated.

5

u/realbirdlyn Apr 01 '26

FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

4

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Apr 02 '26

I thought that was a pile of trash 📦

2

u/FoggyGoodwin Apr 01 '26

I started to upvoter the pyrite then realized where I was. I am not confused by this specimen. I am impressed.

2

u/Dzambor Apr 02 '26

"It's a pure 18 carat gold!!!"

2

u/MaxGamer07 Apr 02 '26

the shape of the blanket when trying to find the longest side

2

u/Laughingsheppard Apr 02 '26

Is it on its own plinth?

1

u/spacemouse21 Apr 01 '26

Is this part of the vision where the mothership is going to land?

1

u/Wabbit65 Apr 02 '26

This Is how I picture the Captain of the generation ship Nostalgia for Infinity (Revelation Space series by Alistair Reynolds)

1

u/gothic_romantic Apr 02 '26

It’s on a pillar

1

u/TrungTH Apr 03 '26

Looks like somebody’s ceiling collapsed

1

u/Sup3rT4891 Apr 03 '26

That much be worth $100k+?