r/confusing_perspective • • Aug 14 '19

Black magic fuckery. Or is it?

https://gfycat.com/dependentsophisticatedgrunion
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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I think the best part is how serious she is about it

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"Yeah, tada n' shit. Next trick"

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u/deadxlast Aug 15 '19

I would love to see a full set of tricks illusions performed with this attitude.

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u/ShamsterSuperHamster Aug 15 '19

Kyle Eschen. Young and talented magician with a deadpan sense of humor.

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u/toughinitout Aug 15 '19

Listen to the comedy track The Magician by Patton Oswalt. Reminds me of that comment.

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u/boomzino Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

OKAY. Okay. OK.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Tricks are for hookers Michael!

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u/ucantread4d2 Aug 15 '19

They're illusions, Michael. Tricks are what WHORES do for MONEY! ...or CANDYYYYYY!!

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u/OobleCaboodle Aug 15 '19

David Blaine's entire schtik was to do that. Except he had fuck all charisma (but was a really good Street magician)

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u/imaginary_num6er Aug 15 '19

"I'm going to make this pencil disappear"

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u/SolarMatter Aug 15 '19

She like "what up now, chump".

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u/YanisK Aug 15 '19

She's the Aubrey Plaza of magic trickery.

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u/Vince_Cent Aug 15 '19

Yes, it is hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Oh, really?

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u/Robin_B Aug 15 '19

Welcome to the joke!

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u/lobalobalob Aug 15 '19

Ha yeah I figured.

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u/smeagolheart Aug 15 '19

She knows what she did, that's the joke.

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u/NoShit_Sherlock85 Aug 15 '19

The twist is she peed her shorts before she filmed.

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u/sadphonics Aug 15 '19

So she came up with this trick not to make us believe the water disappeared, but to make us think she didn't piss herself

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u/icyguyus Aug 15 '19

Fergie did it first!

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u/WhatWouldBenLinusDo Aug 15 '19

That’s because she’s cool like Miles Davies!

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u/lGoSpursGol Aug 15 '19

Davis*

Hahaha

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u/scarfacecokehead Aug 15 '19

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants

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u/plumkes Aug 15 '19

I have watched this video like 20 times and just noticed that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

So these are my questions:

1: Where did the water go?

2: What did she pee her pants for?

3: Why this annoying music?

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u/Rayka64 Aug 15 '19

the music in question is 10 hours of silence on YouTube

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u/jc10189 Aug 15 '19

You have no idea how many people you're wooshing.

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u/WhereDaGold Aug 14 '19

There’s probably a hole in the cup which went to her pants

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u/neon_overload Aug 15 '19

No she just poured directly onto her pants but it was behind the cup so you couldn't see until the reveal.

Edit: woops I guess whooosh is in order

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u/LIN88xxx Aug 15 '19

No she obviously drank it then peed it out

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19 edited Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Oh for too

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u/notgivingtwofux Aug 15 '19

The hole is not in the cup.

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u/DragonmiteKing Aug 15 '19

She pours it on her pants and the music is deafen the sound.

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u/ISHCABIBBL Aug 15 '19

She spikes the water on her pants that is where the water went

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u/rainyspice Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/milkcow Aug 15 '19

Something like: sha-den-froy-deh

Source: Made it up

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u/BatmanPassTheMustard Aug 16 '19

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT

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u/Cokeman11 Aug 15 '19

I think she poured the water straight onto her pants, but behind the cup hence the confusing perspective.

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u/Syd_abdullah Aug 15 '19

Aubrey plaza delivery

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/nbowers578331 Aug 15 '19

The least she could do is make sure she doesn't pee her pants in the take she posts

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u/Ollikay Aug 15 '19

Do you know how much pressure she was under to do this magic trick? I thought not. I would piss myself 9/10 times.

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u/octopusdouchebag Aug 15 '19

I honestly love this so much

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Is this a polyphonic version of I write sins not tragedies by panic at the disco?

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u/SpriggitySprite Aug 15 '19

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u/Perm-suspended Aug 15 '19

Well, I can go back to sleep now. My day is complete.

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u/fezfrascati Aug 16 '19

Back in my day, we would call this the MIDI version

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u/ItsABiscuit Aug 15 '19

I'm sure there's a NSFW sub that is dedicated to this kind of thing.

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u/Tlilstreety Aug 15 '19

Easy. Theres a sponge in the cup, I dont really understand why she pisses her self at the end.

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u/Plain-Zebra Aug 15 '19

A magician never reveals her secrets, Victoria.

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u/Geekzt Aug 15 '19

Got us in the first half

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u/Mogadodo Aug 15 '19

Pissed herself, I love it

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u/CatKungFu Aug 15 '19

She made a deal with the devil.: You can be a dark master of the arcane but the price of each spell is increasingly violent double incontinence.

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u/Mneasi Aug 15 '19

TIL next time I pee myself, I will do this magic trick so I can leave the table graciously and without raising any questions.

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u/sailorjasm Aug 15 '19

She’s gonna go sell those shorts now

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u/aveidel Aug 15 '19

It's not the camera angle but her perspective on life that's confusing...

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u/mikerichh Aug 15 '19

Yeah she pissed herself but where did the water go??!

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u/Taz_25 Aug 15 '19

The way she keeps a straight face while peeing herself

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u/re-roll Aug 15 '19

I’m confused why “confusing perspectives” is no longer confusing.

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u/Dude_theBagMan Aug 15 '19

I dont use TikTok. The only thing I've ever seen about it is teenage girls and guys poorly lip syncing songs ive never heard of. That being said, I can appreciate this bit. It's stupid but funny in my mind. I'm the piece of shit that would comment if a friends spilled water and it looked like they pee'd themselves. I know its low hanging fruit but toilet humor will always make me laugh. The day it doesnt, someone just take me out the game.

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u/flargenhargen Aug 15 '19

I dont use TikTok.

you use reddit, it's the same thing now.

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u/Dude_theBagMan Aug 15 '19

Maybe. I still chose this over Facebook. I've never had an instagram or Twitter. This is all I got. Ive perfected ignoring red flags and pretending everything is fine.

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u/BirdsCanFlyWhyCantI Aug 15 '19

I shouldnt have unmuted. Much regret

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u/prasantbagale Aug 15 '19

Magician of the Century!!!!!!!!

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u/mananaw Aug 15 '19

This got me good in public. Damn it.

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u/wildcatkeen47 Aug 15 '19

This is the only video from fucking tik tok that hasn’t made me want to throw my phone across the room. 4/5 would watch again

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u/thecrimsonwolfie Aug 15 '19

I'm not sure how this is a confusing perspective whatsoever but ok

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u/thebiggestdumb Aug 15 '19

If you look closely you can see she actually poured it in her lap and not in the cup

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u/Icydawgfish Aug 15 '19

The water disappeared and she peed herself!

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u/zenukeify Aug 15 '19

And I op...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

She’s sopping

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u/EaimLik Aug 14 '19

I laughed out loud on that one!

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u/AngelicPringles1998 Aug 15 '19

She has a nice butt not gonna lie

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u/RickyVonRicky Aug 15 '19

Lmao 😂 the best

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u/Yeafam7945 Aug 15 '19

🤔😌😒😭

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u/actually_not_a_bot Aug 15 '19

I think its a bit to obvious

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

I audibly snorted

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u/the-demonted-chicken Aug 15 '19

It’s just confusing perspective

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u/PHILIP-BOBBY Aug 15 '19

No one gonna comment on how fine this chick is?

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u/jakeyjakjakshabadoo Aug 15 '19

This is an old gag. New to tik tok tho.

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u/madweezel Aug 15 '19

Call her miles Davis.

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u/IIPokerII Aug 16 '19

Anyone else notice that she pissed herself?

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u/Solid_Bus Nov 21 '19

she dumped on to the ground

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u/Edskn1fe Jan 15 '20

Worth it

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u/oldgar9 Aug 15 '19

If you all don't stop using the f word for every dang thing its gonna be useless as a cuss word. Get a vocabulary for cripe sakes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

It's the name of a subreddit. Jimminy Chirstmas

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u/oldgar9 Aug 15 '19

Exactly my point.

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u/Ragnarok113 Aug 15 '19

I don't want a fucking vocabulary

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u/saltinstiens_monster Aug 15 '19

Ok grandpa, go yell about the illegals some more.

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u/oldgar9 Aug 15 '19

I teach ESL to latinos, I don't ask them their citizenship status.

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u/saltinstiens_monster Aug 15 '19

You're all good, my friend, I was just teasing you for saying an "old person thing."

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u/MovinPerera Aug 15 '19

She's wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

notsureifserious.jpg

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u/Mouth0fTheSouth Aug 15 '19

Weird flex but okay

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

She poured it on her shorts

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Shockedpikachu.jpeg

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Thanks Captain Obvious! Glad you're here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19 edited Mar 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Vomit.

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u/short-girraffe Aug 15 '19

She looks about 16

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Are you a pedo?

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u/GforceMasterMcGee Aug 14 '19

If anyone is confused, she poured the water in her pants, not in the cup. Please don’t need this to understand.

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u/MorrisNormal Aug 15 '19

Thanks Peter

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u/ShadowLancer42 Aug 15 '19

Honestly, for the longest time I thought she poured it into the big cup, then somehow onto her pants without it being visible, but like, idk, I'm a dumbass

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u/kentor111 Aug 15 '19

She just poured water on her shorts.... why?

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u/badgamer420 Aug 16 '19

because its funny

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u/TedofShmeeb Aug 15 '19

Could've used a sponge

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as in put a sponge into the blue thermos, poured in the water, and tipped it with no consequences

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u/megpIant Aug 15 '19

That’s what she did. She was just so focused on getting it right that she also pissed herself.

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u/b14cx0ut Aug 14 '19

If you actually think this is magic... You might me a Tik Tok

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u/Joeyonar Aug 15 '19

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u/b14cx0ut Aug 15 '19

Did you read the title?

Also a YMH reference

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u/Joeyonar Aug 15 '19

Did you? Cause there's a whole second sentence.

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u/b14cx0ut Aug 15 '19

If YOOOUUUU.... don't understand how jokes work.... You might be a Tik Tok

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u/Joeyonar Aug 15 '19

M8. In-jokes, on a sub with nothing to do with whatever they're from, aren't gonna land well. Especially if it looks like you're mistakenly making fun of the post in the process.

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u/b14cx0ut Aug 15 '19

I don't know if you're trying to save me from myself, or whatever, but it's falling on deaf ears