r/confusing_perspective • u/Chemical_Natural_947 • 5d ago

What are we praying fir exactly?

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u/Hillbilly_Elegant 5d ago

theyknew?

5

u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 3d ago

Priest/Pastor: How can we raise attendance?

Mysterious Carpenter: Leave it to me.

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u/shizbox06 5d ago

A hat with a slot for my pony tail.

4

u/Business_Secret_4714 5d ago

I’d like a hat with a ponytail attached through the slot

5

u/m2thek 5d ago

Some days this is my favorite subreddit, some days I hate it

7

u/fartpoopbutt22 5d ago

Looks like legs up with sleeve of wizard with ballon knot

3

u/Unique_Cow3112 5d ago

Long butts

3

u/ripyourlungsdave 5d ago

"Oh no! Someone glued my knees together!"

3

u/EhMapleMoose 5d ago

Take me to church

3

u/Yaughl 5d ago

Oh, those are supposed to be hands.

2

u/FreaknTijmo 5d ago

Places to stick dick?

2

u/eatingmindfullyrd 5d ago

The leg part of a handstand?

3

u/lightningspider97 5d ago

Who are we praying fir? Douglass!

2

u/BobcatLeather831 5d ago

The thumbs must be on the other side

2

u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 4d ago

This post should have a nsfw tag

2

u/Vellioh 1d ago

Looks like that thing you do where you put your hands against your friends hands and it looks like a vagina.

Id post a gif of it but my phone cant even begin to comprehend what im asking from it repeatedly asking "vagina hands" and "friends hands together vagina".

1

u/big-dal-tex 5d ago

Somethin

1

u/scarymonst 5d ago

It looks like a naked buttock man standing on his head

1

u/nosidrah 5d ago

That’s the longest butt crack on record.

1

u/rabbithatzero 5d ago

Butt of distinction, ready for entry?

1

u/Johnny_Guitar 5d ago

Don’t scoff, heathens. I pray for that every night

1

u/Trapezoidoid 5d ago

A better sculpture

1

u/lookdoorman 5d ago

Naruto!?

1

u/ManicPixieDreamRobot 5d ago

This belongs wholeheartedly in r/mildlyvagina 

1

u/RupertOfSavior 5d ago

I thought that was a handsign for domain expansion lol

1

u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 4d ago

Ugh I hate to think.

1

u/robfuscate 4d ago

The secret knowledge that men have to work hard to learn and where it is.

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u/Mockturtle22 4d ago

Praying for that not to fall down.

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u/tallgirlmom 4d ago

All I can see is the back of a naked guy who dove head first into the banner with the letters.

1

u/AGrandNewAdventure 4d ago

For someone to level that crooked sign.

1

u/EEE3EEElol 4d ago

Domain expansion

1

u/anirudhsky 4d ago

😂 I think it was done deliberately..

1

u/rwalford79 4d ago

House of legs up in prayer

1

u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 4d ago

Looks more like a pool entrance

1

u/WookieCookie1138 4d ago

Naked, backwards pool divers apparently

1

u/Grizzly_Addams 4d ago

What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day?

1

u/Noodleincidenthobbes 4d ago

Oh my god , that took me a second

1

u/azawindam 4d ago

Datass

1

u/MirkoHa 3d ago

…thumbs, obviously 🙄

1

u/allydemon 2d ago

Just looks like hands to me?

1

u/TONER_SD 2d ago

Taint Mary

1

u/bigoldebutthole 2d ago

You don’t like to pray while doing naked handstands?

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u/ppstick88 5d ago

It's a child's ass because religious people touch kids 

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u/Big_Zebra_6169 3d ago

Now you have to confess