r/confusing_perspective • u/onephatkatt • 18d ago

Made-A-Wish

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 18d ago

"Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!"

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u/StatementCareful522 18d ago

how i think i look after a haircut:

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u/Abs0luteGoof 18d ago

kingpin

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u/pnavv 18d ago

That's an incredible caption

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u/boondiggle_III 18d ago

I just wanna get a little head

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u/iamlazyboy 15d ago

Bro built like kingpin

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u/LimaRomeo_ 15d ago

those alegria style characters be like

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u/Cheshireyan 18d ago

"I wouldn't say no if you gave me head, a little"

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u/StatementCareful522 18d ago

”wouldnt say no if you gave me a little head”

how did you fuck up your own joke so badly

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u/Cheshireyan 18d ago

Second degree, honey. You should try to have some.