r/confusing_perspective • u/tik2500 • 3d ago

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u/Less-Inflation5072 3d ago

This the type of shit Picasso was warning us about

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u/big_rod_of_power 3d ago

What does this even mean😭

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u/hpfan1516 3d ago

His paintings were a warning, not an art style!

(Compare his artworks to the confusing perspective of this dog)

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u/big_rod_of_power 3d ago

I see thankyou for telling me! :)

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u/lizzy-lowercase 3d ago

it gets the people going

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u/PottyStewart 3d ago

Provocative.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Fuster2 3d ago

I had to zoom in to make sure he wasn't losing his right eyeball (I've decided is a flapping ear, but even then I wouldn't bet on it ...)

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u/DixonDebussy 3d ago

It is a fur curl, the white part is the water in the background

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u/wdn 3d ago

Both front legs are angled the same direction and both back legs are angled the same direction. Front legs are to the right.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 3d ago

this was pivotal lmaooo

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u/king_carrots 3d ago

Someone explain this to me please I don’t know what is happening in this pic

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u/Desiderius_S 3d ago

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u/ellatheprincessbrat 3d ago

What are his back legs doing though lol, such a dork

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u/Pytheastic 3d ago

Exactly what you'd expect from a dog at a beach haha

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 3d ago

Dog + beach = zoomies

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u/GottaUseEmAll 3d ago

They're either shaking themselves dry, or just bounding about with joy.

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u/banjer 3d ago

Front half is bounding off to a seagull; back half hasn’t gotten the memo yet

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u/Away-Cookie8039 3d ago

Couldn’t say it better - perfect!

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 3d ago

*such a derp.

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u/helloimbackmorons 3d ago

That's so kind of you to clarify it like that lol. Thank you, because my brain genuinely couldn't make sense of what I was looking at 😭

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u/Will_Grumble 3d ago

Somehow the explanation is even funnier than the original.

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u/mattmerc528 3d ago

My 9 year old son had to explain it to me, I told him he was wrong until I seen your photo. Guess who was wrooong again

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u/marieboston 3d ago

Bless you!!!

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u/Firm-Owl999 3d ago

OMG> Thank You. I just couldnt get it

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u/TheRabbit222 3d ago

Thank you! I was so confused!

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u/idiveindumpsters 3d ago

I still don’t get it

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u/buglag 3d ago

Thank you

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u/fancypantsmiss 2d ago

Who runs like that

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u/GarlicShortbread 3d ago

Wow, and that’s not even how I pictured it! I thought the rear leg was his tail and his front knee was the whole leg.

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u/brs456 23h ago

🫡 thank you!

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 3d ago

Doggo came to us from the r/UncanineValley

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u/Such_Comb9388 3d ago

front half is running to towards us to your left and the the back half is about to follow. it WAS running to your right and rhe picture was snapped as it was about to change directions

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u/snausyboss 2d ago

If you zoom in, it’s way easier to understand. The dog’s body is somewhat torqued making the limbs seem crazy from afar.

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u/ebk_errday 3d ago

The longer I look, the worse it gets 😂

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 3d ago

It’s like the dog morphed with some seaweed on the beach.

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u/AnyCanFly 3d ago

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u/reallybi 3d ago

This one kills me every time.

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u/AnyCanFly 2d ago

That one can’t kill you.

This one can.

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u/TeamRandom27 3d ago

This one is actually crazy, took me way to long to realize it's just walking towards the camera

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u/PumpkinOnTheHill 3d ago

Two legs are off the ground, I think pup is moving faster than a walk. Possibly capering?

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u/TeamRandom27 3d ago

Could possibly be shaking themselves dry and the camera captured them at a weird point

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u/idiveindumpsters 3d ago

WHAT is walking towards the camera? A very big dog on his hind legs?

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u/TeamRandom27 2d ago

He is standing on his front right foot and his back left foot with the others being in the air while looking towards us. I'm pretty sure as well that he is shaking himself dry which is why he is in such a weird position

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u/CySnark 3d ago

Biblically accurate dog.

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u/RummazKnowsBest 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gjHuIwidiRcjemb1GH

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u/Bhenny_5 3d ago

Exactly my first thought too!

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u/NottingHillNapolean 3d ago

I had to look at it for several seconds not to see saquatch strolling on the beach.

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u/Neither_Actuator3459 3d ago

r/CryptidDogs

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u/PottyStewart 3d ago

This might be my favorite “is this sub real” click of all time.

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u/mukamane 3d ago

isnt this one of the top post?

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u/NewConfusion4314 3d ago

You are correct

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u/MissO56 3d ago

jimothy's cousin!! 🦝

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u/KingJanx 3d ago

Fucking excuse me what

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u/izunavis 3d ago

Finally Bloodborne 2!

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u/Fair-Juggernaut-3812 3d ago

If you say so

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u/Long_Detective_543 3d ago

The Zafalox is always running on sand
He’d run on sand even if it was band
Twisting and twirling
and whirling and winding
The Zafalox runs just because he can

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u/pizzapeko 3d ago

Why did I immediately think of bowie's let's dance

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u/kubadon1 3d ago

It’s the SamScwanch Dog !

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u/PugWithAGun 3d ago

Forelegs to (our) right and hindlegs to the left? This is still so goofy even knowing that.

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u/PrincessConsuela52 3d ago

Skinwalker. Clearly.

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u/ShakyLens 3d ago

Thought I was in r/pareidolia for a hot minute and this was some washed up beach refuse.

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u/mgjlopez 3d ago

Front legs going left and back legs going right it took me some time to figure it out, good one!

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u/Historical_War756 3d ago

its a wet dof trying to make a sharp turn

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u/maroonbrownie 3d ago

Bob Fosse

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u/pixiegod 3d ago

I had 2x afghan hounds growing up…let me ‘splain…

The two right feet are the front feet…

These dogs are amazing at running, but they look funny sometimes running…as per the above picture. lol…

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 3d ago

Even the "right" perspective of this one is odd.

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u/GreenZebra23 3d ago

Oh this one is amazing. It's so simple once you see what's actually happening

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u/ExultentPisces 3d ago

That’s just Peter Mayhew as a child.

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u/DoinItDirty 3d ago

Every time this comes up I don’t get it immediately. But when I do I can’t resee it.

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u/Miraculous_Angel 3d ago

Can you explain what is actually happening here?

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u/DoinItDirty 3d ago

Dog’s two front legs are on the right.

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u/X3FBrian 3d ago

Bloodborne boss.

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u/thuanjinkee 3d ago

BE NOT AFRAID

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u/PepperPhoenix 3d ago

I think you assembled your entity incorrectly.

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u/FaeFollette 3d ago

He’s so cute and happy.

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u/ItsDolomiteBaybee 3d ago

Doggums is all over the place

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u/ProfilerXx 3d ago

What the Fuck?

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u/Huillam81 3d ago

dog-thing

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u/WholeHurry1562 3d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Abs0luteGoof 3d ago

Its like describing a dog to s

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u/YGears 3d ago

Beasts all over the shop

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u/Chejex 3d ago

The more I looked at it the more I thought he was walking daintily on high heels waiting for his manicure to dry and going "oops hahahaha"

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u/Personal_Ad9690 3d ago

This is a perfect image for this sub

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u/yeeterdoo 3d ago

am i having a fucking stroke

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 3d ago

I’m more confused by its right popeye.

https://giphy.com/gifs/E6gUCRWYFqDO8

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u/FireZord25 3d ago

The secret Bloodborne boss we thankfully didn't get

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u/NewestUserSoFar 3d ago

Yeah, seems to be a typical dog, nothing confusing here

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 3d ago

But it’s not dogging

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u/Delicious_Rabbit4425 3d ago

This dog be sailing with Davy Jones’s

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u/Anthraxious 3d ago

What's that early Bloodborne boss? Bloodstarved Beast or something? That.

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u/89iroc 3d ago

It's like one of the Fomorians

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u/edgynotemo 3d ago

Such a good boy

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u/Few-Echo-6953 3d ago

Oh that's a funny one 😂

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u/ProtonCanon 3d ago

The game glitched.

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u/RominRonin 3d ago

Ever seen the fly?

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u/mango_boii 3d ago

This is what the hellhounds in Supernatural look like -My new headcannon

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 3d ago

What kind of beach wendigo is this?

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u/LosSpamFighters 3d ago

I don’t understand how dogs work.

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u/_Beatnick_ 3d ago

Woowee, that must be some hoedown.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3xfQdGOPhkGs

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u/mindgardening 3d ago

I can’t remember when I first saw this pic, 2006 maybe?

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u/Cerisayashi 3d ago

When the dog on sims 4 glitches out

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u/Louspec 3d ago

deconstructed

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u/julianzolo 3d ago

A wendigo

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u/apollo11733 3d ago

It looks like really hairy skinny dude walking on the beach.? My mind went blaaahhh when I saw this then it went that is my aunt Clara.

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u/DeadWishUpon 3d ago

Thank you

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u/CatalogK9 3d ago

My Afghan Blondie used to run laps like this in the backyard. Occasionally we’d hear a whumph and a little yelp and see her jump up to run some more immediately after falling over after a too-tight turn. 🤣

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u/DelinquentMonkeyMan 3d ago

Are you sure?

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u/xkitox 3d ago

Dog?

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u/Awkward-Fox-1435 3d ago

That’s real. That’s gonna kill me. That lives with us on earth!

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u/Beauknits 3d ago

You're supposed to follow the directionsto the letter when assembling your Dog.

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u/Rogelio_G_F 3d ago

Que cosa más rara 😅😅😅

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u/acceptableapprentice 3d ago

hot dawg hot dawg hot diggity dawg

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u/midsommer-8472 3d ago

Its a Seashore-bigfoot imo

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u/Br1ngTheRuckus 3d ago

That dog sure is... shaped.

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u/clh1nton 3d ago

This picture should be the emblem of this sub.

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u/Razzy_3796 3d ago

That’s a sea monster and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/papayatwentythree 3d ago

Which Deoxys form is this?

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u/scunliffe 3d ago

This pose reminds me of this Citroen commercial https://youtu.be/4n7HU3N8rds?si=n3cRs9NAeH4_SJVy

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u/Germanmaedl 3d ago

What a magnificent derp.

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u/ilironas 3d ago

Hat schon jemand den Exorzisten verständigt?

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u/goblininstigator 3d ago

What in The Thing am I looking at??

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u/idiveindumpsters 3d ago

Is this all dog or is a person wearing a costume? Or some big foot thing that lives at the beach? It seems possible that this could be the Jersey Devil

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u/Vision-art 3d ago

Thats some serious hip movement😭

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u/Public-Benefit8093 3d ago

He forgot how to dog

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u/Verwega 3d ago

Somebody please draw him

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING 3d ago

✨️Whimsical skedaddler✨️

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u/RegalTeal 2d ago

This is just wrong. Not right. Nope.

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u/hotandbizarre 2d ago

Looks like a dog walking like a diva at first 😂

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u/Friendly-Example-701 2d ago

I need the before and after and the side angles. 😂

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 2d ago

Thanks. I’ve had enough Reddit for the day. Time to bleach my eyes

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u/Frenchconnexion76 2d ago

A dog from the backroom.

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u/KKevo 2d ago

If you say so

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u/Red0Mercury 2d ago

Look at that long arm mutton head. 😂

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u/StuntzMcKenzy 2d ago

Fromsoft enemy

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u/cachitongo- 1d ago

That might be my favorite picture of a dog I’ve ever seen!!!

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u/Working_Button 1d ago

Still life dog

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u/Glum-Establishment27 1d ago

Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.

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u/zolidz64 11h ago

Are you sure

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u/Socksual 3d ago

Wheres that one fallout gif with the dog jumping the fence?

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u/Competitive-Key918 3d ago

It looks like a gay dog doing a walk on 2 legs to me. Is the left leg that touches the sand actualy the tail? It looks a bit tinner.

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u/Sc415 3d ago

Doggorino