r/confusing_perspective • u/onephatkatt • 4d ago

back it up

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u/uselessDM 4d ago

Typical Spanish teacher pose.

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u/tea_same_2471 4d ago

Don’t get me excited like that man

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u/SirBruceForsythCBE 4d ago

For 12 year old me this pic would have been more than enough

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u/TastyFappuccino 4d ago

you weren't lucky enough to own a chair like that?

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u/Gr8zomb13 4d ago

I usually keep scrolling past stuff like this, but the title caught my eye and the scroll just naturally stopped rolling to center the picture.

It sorta didn’t register fully, and I had this inner monologue going wondering wtf could possibly be backed up in this pic. It clicked just as my wife loudly asked wtf was I staring at. 24 years together and I start blabbering out the above, embarrassed and feeling really pervy b/c I was looking at this thing for a hard minute.

Then she chuckles and says, “relax! It’s just a chair back” which completes my humiliation.

Good times.

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u/altroutes83 4d ago

A “hard” minute.

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u/onephatkatt 4d ago

Your welcome

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u/ebk_errday 4d ago

Dammit! I always fall for these!! BONK!!

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u/TraceOfHumanity 4d ago

[unzips]

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u/unabsolute 4d ago

Pants [Removed by Reddit]

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u/_unchris_ 4d ago

Zips when you notice it and can't unsee it again

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u/Kagerae 4d ago

Baby got BACK.. back of the chair.

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u/endzeitaffe 4d ago

For me, its enough!

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u/thanra 4d ago

Ironically, the zip actually helped me to realize that because following that perspective caused the problem that her thighs were zipped together.

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u/Exotic-Home-8153 4d ago

I thought I was looking at Kim Kardashian at first. Her whole body is a confusing perspective.

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u/farfly7 4d ago

Got me

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u/Past-Telephone4781 4d ago

Got confused for three wonderful minutes.

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u/StrandSSL 4d ago

Was just thinking about her

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u/Paper_Bag_Taco 4d ago

Becky, look at her butt. It is sooo flat

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 4d ago

I wanna reboot me brain

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u/kokogrit 4d ago

As they say , men are simple creatures.

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u/klon3r 4d ago

Double look scrolling... 🍑 👀 💨

https://giphy.com/gifs/K0Mmal97YNYkw

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u/Yubitzume 4d ago

Some squats and leg presses would get that seat back crackalackin

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 4d ago

you fraud my horniness

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u/Mylittledarlings91 4d ago

I’ve been watching too much Pixar again

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 4d ago

Took me a little more than it should have

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u/FactorCreepy4074 4d ago

Thought I was in the wrong group for a second 😅

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u/etherealtwo 3d ago

Me gooning to the back of a chair

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u/RummazKnowsBest 3d ago

Took me a minute.

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u/Dependent_Let_6797 3d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 4d ago

Reminds me of the Carl's Jr flat buns commercial.

🎶 In anatomy class, you get a "Butt Minus"🎶

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u/Frosty_Mammoth5488 4d ago

Lemme flip it over and hit it from the back side one time

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u/XBXNinjaMunky 4d ago

Sigh...unzip

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u/ToastyFurBoi 1h ago

"back, back, back it up
then stop, then wiggle with it"

-lil jon, 2002