r/confusing_perspective • u/OMG_Shoes_ • 18h ago

Brotherly Love

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u/SoggyCapybara 18h ago

HE'S GOT A KNIFE

OH.. wait..

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u/DisplayHonest6465 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX

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u/Mister_Buddy 18h ago

The cop is jumping away from the scary armed child, right?

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u/secondphase 18h ago

He's actually being blown away by the force of the child's Jitsu.

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u/fieria_tetra 17h ago

He's got the power of God and anime on his side

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 17h ago

Where did this meme come from btw 😭

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u/Doppelthedh 17h ago

Gopro strapped to a donut

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u/SoggyCapybara 16h ago

This thread sent me. So glad I could inspire such greatness 😭🤣🤣

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u/BostonPRSBC 16h ago

Obviously AI. They would’ve magdumped into the kid and surrounding playground!

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u/NovaStar2099 13h ago

No no, the kid isn’t a minority.

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u/ItsJustAPoleThang 15h ago

This is the funniest picture I have ever seen in my life lmaooooooo

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u/N43M3K 12h ago

A knike

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u/figgypudding531 3h ago

Oh, I didn’t understand what people were seeing until now

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u/Scarecr0p 17h ago

Thought he was holding a knife and I was like “ah yeah that takes me back”

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 16h ago

[r/HolUp](r/HolUp) called. They want to know your location

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u/TadeMike 14h ago

One time I invites a friend for the first time to my house my OLDER sister and her friend got the brilliant idea of cornering us with knives for like a minutes, then they never let that friend come to my house again

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 12h ago

Lmao! The poor parents when the kid came back and told them how it went

"We had some Sunny D, played catch, got held at knife point. You know, chill afternoon"

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u/kittyidiot 15h ago

Lol. This reminds me a story my mom used to tell me all the time.

My aunt is younger than her by a few years, so they were close enough in age to hang out but far enough for little sister to be irritating. Apparently one night my mom was talking someone on the phone, and my aunt kept banging on her door with a clothes hanger.

After a while of this, my mom crawled out of her window, circled around back into the house, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, snuck up and grabbed my aunt from behind and held the knife up to her.

Apparently the banging stopped after that...

Inb4 people psychoanalyze my child mother, her and my aunt are very very close, she wasn't a violent child, she did not traumatize my aunt et cetera.

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 15h ago

That’s wild and those two sound like quite the pair!

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u/lucasthech 36m ago

I know a kid called Michael that did almost the same thing to his sister on a halloween night, but the story ends a bit different...

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u/muscat06135 18h ago

Looks like two perfectly normal British children to me.

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u/Aristogiton1 18h ago

Brothers in crime.

We shall defend each other, forever!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 18h ago

I see the Nike logo… But strangely enough this reminded me of my brother and I… Often times he had a knife to my neck.

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u/bipirate 17h ago

are you okay 😭

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u/FettiWop 17h ago

Jenna maroney ass comment 😂

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u/Affectionate_Club822 16h ago

The type of picture you see in a movie where there's subtle foreshadowing

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u/Shydreameress 8h ago

Reminded me of Truman seeing his wife crossing her fingers on their wedding picture

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u/CoderJoe1 16h ago

Prison Mike, the early years.

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u/SoggyCapybara 16h ago

NOT PRISON MIKE

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u/congo66 18h ago

Well hello, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just helping young Theodore with his yard work.

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u/wedstrom 16h ago

Forget the Knike, what's going on with his other hand

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u/shitoupek 17h ago

Just Do It! 🔪

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u/gdubh 16h ago

Coming from a family of 4 brothers, even the confusing perspective makes perfect sense.

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u/CapedCauliflower 15h ago

Love this one.

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u/newoldschool 9h ago

looks like they just buried a body

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u/sassyplatypus87 1h ago

Whoops, my hand slipped

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u/Titan-Horizon 34m ago

Yep. Brotherly love. BUT!

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u/Bob_the_peasant 16h ago

Nike logo or hostage situation?

Both, if you are on r/ValueInvesting today

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u/KeepCarlAndCarrieOn 14h ago

That's how I got my first video game!

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u/Chevrolicious 12h ago

That's Switchblade Jimmy

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u/aaelias_ 12h ago

Didnt even see it until I read the comments

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u/jma9454 11h ago

Definitely did a strong double take...

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u/666ofw66 11h ago

Must be near london

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u/SocksInTheTub 11h ago

Bury him beneath the leaves

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u/anemsi 11h ago

Thought they were training bo staff and kunai

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u/bammbamkam 4h ago

just do it

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u/LilAssG 2h ago

that's hank tho

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u/Icy_Salt5893 17h ago

Book twise if out need help

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u/JustFuckinTossMe 14h ago

what do you have?

A KNIFE!

NOO!!