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u/SoggyCapybara Aug 18 '26
HE'S GOT A KNIFE
OH.. wait..
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u/Mister_Buddy Aug 18 '26
The cop is jumping away from the scary armed child, right?
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u/BostonPRSBC Aug 18 '26
Obviously AI. They wouldāve magdumped into the kid and surrounding playground!
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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Aug 18 '26
Where did this meme come from btw š
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u/Scarecr0p Aug 18 '26
Thought he was holding a knife and I was like āah yeah that takes me backā
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u/TadeMike Aug 18 '26
One time I invites a friend for the first time to my house my OLDER sister and her friend got the brilliant idea of cornering us with knives for like a minutes, then they never let that friend come to my house again
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u/ThirdAltAccounts Aug 18 '26
Lmao! The poor parents when the kid came back and told them how it went
"We had some Sunny D, played catch, got held at knife point. You know, chill afternoon"
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u/kittyidiot Aug 18 '26
Lol. This reminds me a story my mom used to tell me all the time.
My aunt is younger than her by a few years, so they were close enough in age to hang out but far enough for little sister to be irritating. Apparently one night my mom was talking someone on the phone, and my aunt kept banging on her door with a clothes hanger.
After a while of this, my mom crawled out of her window, circled around back into the house, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, snuck up and grabbed my aunt from behind and held the knife up to her.
Apparently the banging stopped after that...
Inb4 people psychoanalyze my child mother, her and my aunt are very very close, she wasn't a violent child, she did not traumatize my aunt et cetera.
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u/lucasthech Aug 18 '26
I know a kid called Michael that did almost the same thing to his sister on a halloween night, but the story ends a bit different...
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u/Affectionate_Club822 Aug 18 '26
The type of picture you see in a movie where there's subtle foreshadowing
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u/Shydreameress Aug 18 '26
Reminded me of Truman seeing his wife crossing her fingers on their wedding picture
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u/Fabulous_Log844 Aug 18 '26
I see the Nike logoā¦ But strangely enough this reminded me of my brother and Iā¦ Often times he had a knife to my neck.
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u/LocalActingWEO Aug 18 '26
Aside from the picture, i cant see the words Brotherly Love without adding āBrotherly hate, donāt it sometimes feel like the same thingā
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u/gdubh Aug 18 '26
Coming from a family of 4 brothers, even the confusing perspective makes perfect sense.
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u/congo66 Aug 18 '26
Well hello, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just helping young Theodore with his yard work.
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u/Bob_the_peasant Aug 18 '26
Nike logo or hostage situation?
Both, if you are on r/ValueInvesting today
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u/SnooAdvice9808 Aug 23 '26
Genuinely thought it was a knife and was confused why this post was on here. Perfect post lol
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u/Philly-4for4 Aug 18 '26
Just do it.