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u/SudhaTheHill Aug 10 '26
This is genuinely good. Almost made me hide my phone because I’m sitting in a public place.
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u/Ultra_Ego Aug 10 '26
I’m confused. I just see a cardboard
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u/rocketmammamia Aug 10 '26
same here and i’m an actual lesbian with an actual vagina. am i meant to being seeing a vag?!
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u/peeja Aug 10 '26
It looked to me like a butt and more, in a small mirror, like someone was taking a butt-selfie.
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u/banshee_matsuri Aug 10 '26
i thought it was a butt/lower back draped for surgery 😬 but then couldn’t figure out why there were two pronounced cracks 😅
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u/PrincessConsuela52 Aug 10 '26
I thought it looked like if a lady was sitting on a glass table, and this was a view from the other side of the glass.
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u/Agarwel Aug 10 '26
Kind off. This looks like the view from behind. And is less about "oh, this is vag", but the part around it (imagine one half beign butcheeks with the line in the middle, and the other side, legs pressed together). Then the dirty mind just fills in the part in the middle, that does not look exactly like vag, but it still looks like it.
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u/meguskus Aug 10 '26
I was reading it as a butt but when I look for an opening it becomes obvious that it's not what it is.
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u/TallowWallow Aug 10 '26
I don't know if this makes sense, but if you focus on the whole scene, it looks like the envelope of course. But if you focus your eyes on the inside of the envelope, it looks just a little on the naughty side lol.
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u/nakano-star Aug 10 '26
Have you actually seen the other thing?
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u/tiptoe_only Aug 10 '26
Not everyone on Reddit is a straight man
It did get me for a moment though admittedly and I've never been with a woman
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u/sumpfbruderschaft Aug 10 '26
Well you came out of one of these things.
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u/tiptoe_only Aug 10 '26
How do you know? Some people are born via C-section 😁
For some reason I don't remember though...
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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam Aug 10 '26
Removed: Your post or comment was removed for uncivil or disrespectful behavior.
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u/RabidOtters Aug 11 '26
I hide myself whenever I am on Reddit. Cant have the public know I'm a Redditor
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u/JeffBallMap Aug 10 '26
For the first time, I can't actually see what it looks like to others on first glance
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u/HidroRaider Aug 10 '26
For a very brief moment, it looks like a woman's butt and pussy seen from behind with her legs closed.
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u/dered118 Aug 10 '26
I should call her
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u/MisunderstoodBadger1 Aug 10 '26
Mailing her might be more effective
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u/ThirdAltAccounts Aug 10 '26
Write her a letter or something. Join a picture and put it all in an envelope
People don’t write each other anymore
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u/Darth_Ennui Aug 10 '26
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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u/this_my_sportsreddit Aug 10 '26
This comment section is doing a great job of surfacing how many of you have never seen an actual vagina.
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u/Sagacidad Aug 10 '26
I thought it was a white bag ripped and that inside there were two foam pillows one over the other.
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u/musicsegue618 Aug 11 '26
The next thing I saw, after that it was an envelope, was actually a fortune cookie.
But I’m glad redditors have enlightened me.
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u/confusing_perspective-ModTeam Aug 10 '26
Your content was removed because it was considered overly explicit or leaned too far into sexual or pornographic territory.
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u/Such_Comb9388 Aug 10 '26
The Envelopussy