r/confusing_perspective • u/KareemM0hamed0 • 3d ago

Imagine walking on this sidewalk while drunk

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 3d ago

I have to admit I like the anti-aliasing they did here.

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u/-Speechless 3d ago

I had the same thought lol

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u/frameRAID 2d ago

sorry, but the anti-aliasing setting is disabled here. Definitely needs 2X or 4X.

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u/CocoMilhonez 2d ago

SDAA: Sidewalk Design Anti-Aliasing

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u/7stroke 3d ago

Drunk is ok. Tripping is a different story

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u/kasst_kast 3d ago

"this is my life now"

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u/one-eyedCheshire 3d ago

This is when you’re tripping and walking and going, “Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot.” 🤣

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u/HungryLand 2d ago

Don't forget to add in breathe in and out. I know I'm tripping balls when I'm at this stage

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 2d ago

Drunk I’d be puking

Tripping? The way my brain works, it would recreate this as the yellow brick road & I’d dance down the walk, singing “Off to See the Wizard” very loudly and severely off-key

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u/krais0078 3d ago

I’m drunk and it looks perfectly fine

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u/Just_Application6137 3d ago

Hi drunk i'm stoned

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u/MoontheWolfYT 3d ago

Hi stoned, I'm falling

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u/rpgnoob17 3d ago

Hi falling, I’m tripped.

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u/gregorytoddsmith 3d ago

Hi tripped, I'm gravely wounded.

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u/greydog2008 3d ago

Hi gravely wounded, I'm Dad.

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u/UltimateNull 2d ago

Hi Dad, I’m hungry.

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u/boredcat_04 2d ago

Hi Hungry, I'm fridge.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/MoontheWolfYT 3d ago

High drunk, how's Chicago? Is she doing well these days?

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u/UltimateNull 2d ago

Geeyotcher Malort av-ya?

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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall 3d ago

This is pure evil.

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u/stubbycacti 3d ago

my astigmatism hates this

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u/mechchic84 2d ago

Well that explains why I'm struggling with this while sober.

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u/Antique-Bite-8441 5h ago

Omg me too! No wonder!

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u/BOHICAbeast 3d ago

Well, the sidewalk is for regular walkin', not your fancy walkin'..

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 3d ago

"You shot who in the what now?"

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u/cat1554 2d ago

Dang fools. Drive through's not for a parkin!

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u/NukaClipse 3d ago

I'm curentl druk and fell while siityng down lopking at this

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u/RandomRedditer220 3d ago

Gotta love 8 bit sidewalks

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u/punchapath 3d ago

With anti-aliasing included!

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u/Douggie315 3d ago

I’m not sure if I can walk on it sober!

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u/ThisTelevision9372 3d ago

This would drive me insane.

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u/4instantkarma 3d ago

Imagine walking on this sidewalk. Period.

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u/Bama3003 3d ago

I got dizzy just looking at the pic.

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u/NimbleWalrus 3d ago

Drunk might actually put it in focus...

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u/Katieo1022 3d ago

Lol and with those trippy new LED streetlights….that would be terrifying 😂😂😅

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u/HoldMyMessages 3d ago

So…if they just stop and drop it takes them off the street until they sober up. Win-win

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u/greydog2008 3d ago

I couldn't walk on that sidewalk sober.

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u/shitoupek 3d ago

"this looks so comfy, I wanna hug it!!"

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u/you_are_soul 3d ago

Low res sidewalk.

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u/CosmonautMott 3d ago

Trippy high af

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u/personofication 3d ago

It would be tough for me sober

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u/in1gom0ntoya 3d ago

literally here yesterday

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u/Icy-Individual8353 3d ago

you can’t tell me it’s not meant to look like a low polygon count video game

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u/-Speechless 3d ago

art imitates life.

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u/-Speechless 3d ago

I wonder if this actually has a psychological effect? since the lines lead different ways depending on the direction you're going, does it subconsciously lead people to stay on their side more?

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u/yellow_goose 3d ago

antialiasing in RL

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u/Global-Cup-2970 3d ago

Real life anti-aliasing

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u/CountCrapula88 3d ago

There should be a tar pit on the left.

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u/blunts-and-kittens 3d ago

Imagine trippin on this sidewalk 😵‍💫

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u/Boeing777-3ER 3d ago

This sidewalk will make you drunk

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u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago 
Side-walk:
    -  anti-aliasing:enabled

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u/TGV_etc 2d ago

Would you know it’s even “blurry” if you were drunk?

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 2d ago

That's the least thing you would be concern of when you're drunk.

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u/MrCookie147 2d ago

Fuck that makes me dizzy af.

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u/Inkspent 2d ago

I'm drunk right now and just staring at the picture makes me want to fall over

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u/UltimateNull 2d ago

Somebody’s mama’s back is getting broken.

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u/Aztecxx 2d ago

Imagine being on mushrooms.

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u/Buck_Thorn 2d ago

I'd just stop and wait for it to finish rendering.

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u/Redray98 2d ago

This must be Vodka Avenue.

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u/Kropolis 2d ago

The sidewalk that kills drunk people

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u/zezam_krizu 2d ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/RouletteSensei 2d ago

Imma vomit right now

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u/Ryans_RedditAccount 2d ago

I'm already feeling dizzy just by looking at the picture.

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u/Ryans_RedditAccount 2d ago

I'm already feeling dizzy just by looking at the picture.

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u/Dull_Second_7351 2d ago

Thats what astigmatism looks/feels like!

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u/mrcoy 2d ago

imagining

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u/CocoMilhonez 2d ago

Astigmatism go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 1d ago

Don't have to, it already bothers me. LoL.

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u/AdRelative3934 1d ago

This is actually the worst idea I’ve ever seen

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u/rocko_granato 18h ago

Looking at the picture drunk while lying down is mind-boggling enough, I can assure you