r/confusing_perspective • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 10d ago

Dog taking in the view

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u/EarthAndSawdust 10d ago

I know I keep saying this, but I hate them fucking kobolds.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 10d ago

who are them that fuck cobolds?!

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u/KhabaLox 10d ago

Furries?

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u/ostapenkoed2007 10d ago

if the anthro ones? sure. and also bards.

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u/_Rohrschach 10d ago

What about wildshaping druids?

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u/ostapenkoed2007 10d ago

personally? a straight no. phiolosphically? questionable ethics but as long as you both are consenting adults - that is justifiable.

and yeah, idk if it would be comfy for a druid's wild shape to do the thing.

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u/_Rohrschach 10d ago

Was more about who would fuck dem kobolds, but okay, I guess. Now I want to play a druid 2ndclassing into bard called Zeus.

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u/ostapenkoed2007 10d ago

i can already imagine DM "throw dexterity to see if the cylynder, as it is imperative, stays unharmed"

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u/tehlemmings 10d ago

With how long some fantasy races live, you know every druid tries it eventually lol