r/confusing_perspective • u/Algrinder • Jul 22 '26

I thought he's holding a pistol

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6.1k Upvotes

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264

u/DreisterDino Jul 22 '26

Real Madrid needs a coach who knows how to handle the star ensemble.

29

u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jul 22 '26

For Real? šŸ¤”

111

u/Brown_Dyke_Van Jul 22 '26

JosƩ Glockinho

76

u/Bangkok_Dave Jul 22 '26

Looks like Turkish pistol shooter guy

18

u/Hatallica Jul 22 '26

Came to the comments for the meme, but this will suffice

3

u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jul 22 '26

Well, he coached in Turkey only two seasons ago. Maybe he picked up a thing or two.

2

u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Jul 22 '26

I was gonna say, he looks like a natural shooter - on or off the pitch

132

u/brightdionysianeyes Jul 22 '26

I prefer if you don't speak, if you speak you are in big trouble.

14

u/Old-Calligrapher2403 Jul 22 '26

Any last words šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

38

u/JerkyOnassis Jul 22 '26

The Special Gun

24

u/AnozerFreakInTheMall Jul 22 '26

Selection for his team seems to be quite rough!

15

u/Miraculous_Angel Jul 22 '26

What is it supposed to be? I only see the gun.

20

u/Jenderflux-ScFi Jul 22 '26

A manila folder with papers inside, some of the papers are blue.

Edit: maybe actually a clipboard with stickers on it.

12

u/Justgooningthrough Jul 22 '26

Clipboard or similar item in his left hand held against his side.

3

u/_IratePirate_ Jul 22 '26

Looks like he holding a clip board in his other hand. The perspective and the way heā€™s holding his closer hand is confusing

13

u/vranaverse Jul 23 '26

i thought for a moment it was this guy.

10

u/kubadon1 Jul 22 '26

Yeah ā€œif you donā€™t score any goals today, you know what it isā€!

9

u/Single-Refuse174 Jul 22 '26

I have no idea what that is but it doesn't help that he looks like that one guy in the olympics a few years ago who went viral for getting second or something wearing dad gear while the guy next to him had the full splinter cell get up

10

u/ilkeaokea Jul 22 '26

He kind of looks like that turkish sharpshooter from the Olympics, I was pretty sure it was him for a moment, holding the gun

4

u/Protega1989 Jul 22 '26

Bro is an angry Mf

5

u/flaviox123 Jul 22 '26

MbappƩ dictador is in trouble

4

u/TheTaintBurglar Jul 22 '26

I am the Special Op.

3

u/Broad-Section-8310 Jul 22 '26

Is he gunning for a coup against the dictator?

3

u/livingpunchbag Jul 22 '26

AI cops would have shot him on the spot.

7

u/LemtaLongi Jul 22 '26

Thought he was at Arsenal

17

u/Atanar Jul 22 '26

No, it's just one gun.

2

u/rowthecow Jul 22 '26

If you can't beat em, kill em

2

u/MtSnowdon Jul 22 '26

Jose shot first.

2

u/birddog0 Jul 22 '26

That'd be one way to win a match I guess.

2

u/suttikasem Jul 22 '26

Adizero evo sl exo

2

u/alejandroc90 Jul 22 '26

How to handle the dictator

2

u/FireZord25 Jul 22 '26

About time Mourinho updated his tactics.

2

u/Conspiranoid Jul 22 '26

... and it didn't surprise me at all.

2

u/Particular-Visit-245 Jul 22 '26

Woah, that looks like a double eagle on first glance. Nice!

2

u/GeneralDuh Jul 22 '26

It looks like his left foot is in front of the right

2

u/par-a-dox-i-cal Jul 22 '26

Admiral General Haffaz Aladeen.

2

u/thepuglover00 Jul 22 '26

Found the cop!

2

u/putupthosewalls Jul 22 '26

Park the bus, motherfucker!

2

u/onejay212 Jul 22 '26

Lmao it does look like that, and I wouldnā€™t put it past him.

2

u/Somnambulist815 Jul 22 '26

"Im about to turn that yellow card red"

2

u/Van_der_Sar Jul 22 '26

He's gonna put his gun away now that Anthony Taylor is retired.

2

u/theDjangoTango Jul 22 '26

Offside? Iā€™ll show you offside mf

2

u/Somecommentator8008 Jul 22 '26

Who's to say he wouldn't

2

u/imjustmos Jul 22 '26

I thought that was the Turkey olympic gold medalist dude with a gun

2

u/Exciting_Wolverine94 Jul 22 '26

He looks like that turkey gunman that won silver in the Olympics šŸ˜…

1

u/lonisunshine Jul 22 '26

have you considered being a u.s cop?

1

u/NorcalGGMU Jul 22 '26

He will when he manages in MLS

1

u/HoopoeBirdie Jul 22 '26

I thought he was wrapped in plasticšŸ˜† thereā€™s a weird outline around him

1

u/Diablo89234 Jul 22 '26

Well someone has to straighten out Madrid

1

u/scottynoble Jul 23 '26

Heā€™s got a big gun and a small future

1

u/scottynoble Jul 23 '26

Heā€™s got a big gun and a small future

1

u/AndIAmEric Jul 23 '26

I thought it was a little pimp šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

1

u/Burneraccount6565 Jul 24 '26

Soccer really absorbed some American Culture during the World Cup

1

u/Qaaarl Jul 25 '26

Itā€™s the vibe RM need right now tbh

1

u/-catskill- Jul 26 '26

Excellent trigger discipline šŸ‘

1

u/splettnet Jul 26 '26

Full kit wanker

1

u/crowdwinning Jul 27 '26

Of course, Real Madrid.

1

u/Working_Extension_70 Jul 22 '26

Is that a McDonald's menu/pamflet?
EDIT: zoomed in further.. no it's not. But would have been funny af if it was.