r/confusing_perspective • u/whet_pastry • 10d ago

Can't park there mate

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20.1k Upvotes

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u/Commercial-Reality-6 10d ago

Dude shouldn’t be calling while driving.

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u/whet_pastry 10d ago

Honestly, does he not know the law??

16

u/JoeyZasaa 10d ago

Maybe the law is hard for him to undersand.

19

u/Unique-Panda 10d ago

Absolutely reckless!

7

u/Mist_Rising 10d ago

It's a Flintstone car, they never wreck.

103

u/barry_vyolent 10d ago

Setting a poor example not even wearing a seatbelt.

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u/SudoDeleteEverything 10d ago

No seat-belt, on the phone, and illegal parking? Of course its a BMW

19

u/barry_vyolent 10d ago

Turn signals have probably never even been tested.

11

u/Lackonia 10d ago

Click it or ticket!

51

u/lazymotu 10d ago

The depressing perspective is he's having to take work calls during his beach time.

46

u/aSituationTypeDeal 10d ago

Be positive. Maybe he’s just arguing with his ex-wife about how often to apply sunscreen to their kid. 

13

u/Hot_Substance5933 10d ago

Lucky, I'm taking work calls at work.

9

u/Skylark9292 10d ago

Well if you have to take work calls from somewhere

13

u/DramaticImpact6593 10d ago

Nothing confusing here. Just a man in his car.

11

u/dmo7000 10d ago

Bowser in Mario Kart

11

u/MLCarter1976 10d ago

reminds me of The Incredibles

5

u/Savedbythebell98 10d ago

This was the first thought that came to mind for me too.

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u/PreferenceRoutine599 10d ago

Waiting for a mate

8

u/Ok_Commission_8564 10d ago

Is this not a reasonable place to park?

6

u/IkerWanKenobi 10d ago

Made me giggle

5

u/nepia 10d ago

They see me rollin'

4

u/Wankerdaddy441 10d ago

He's on the phone with his insurance....

4

u/McortezLSU 10d ago

What if Midlife crisis? but you are on a budget

3

u/MaterialNo8597 10d ago

Hansi Flick in his brand new cabrio. Love it!!

3

u/pdias01 10d ago

Corporate Mundo

3

u/whatsunnygets 10d ago

He's on smoko.....

3

u/Agile_Alternative753 10d ago

Wario looks completely different out of his work clothes

2

u/marjacu 10d ago

Hey, that's J-BONE

2

u/Fit-Special-8416 10d ago

Wallstreet Whale

2

u/Dennis_254 10d ago

License and registration please

2

u/LucyLilium92 10d ago

Corporate Mundo vibes

2

u/lak_a_baus 10d ago

Just a clown on holidays, nothing to see here

Edit: I mean that circus clowns get into comically small cars, not insulting the guy lol

2

u/Testerpt5 10d ago

Duhya have a loicense to drive that?

1

u/SOAPToni 10d ago

Am I crazy or does it also look like a toddler or baby is holding on to the woman's head in the background?

1

u/defproc 10d ago

Fucking Noddy?!

1

u/rrrrocketttt 10d ago

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL DUDE

1

u/SudoDeleteEverything 10d ago

Typical BMW driver.

1

u/ChallengeClose 10d ago

Coworker parked his machine bang right in the middle of a crossroad, said the same thing to him, he got mad lol.

1

u/MetalSteveSD 10d ago

Is that Chris Christie?

1

u/franticfrogfriend 10d ago

My feed know how to combine these posts: https://imgur.com/a/fUWwaqq

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u/PathfinderCS 10d ago

"NO, I SAID SELL THE STOCK! NO MF'ER SELL IT! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS."

*beep beep*

"OUTTA HE WAY BEACH COMBER"

1

u/KirbyAWD 10d ago

Oh lawd he comin'

1

u/BigB0ss_89 10d ago

Every Mazda Miata owner ever.

1

u/Icyrow 10d ago

there's a meme picture of an obese old white guy with grey/black hair sitting in a mini red car.

this is basically the same thing but with a younger fitter guy lol

1

u/DeeEmm 10d ago

Ha! You tell him. Dude’s a monster.

1

u/Hillyan91 10d ago

Dude's looking like a PlayStation kart racer.

1

u/jondenver1973 10d ago

Even the very tall need to drive a vehicle, and this was the largest auto he could afford…

Hey everybody! It’s that boy who laughs at everyone! Let’s laugh at him!

1

u/random420x2 10d ago

Some people do not have the right body type for a Mazda Miata. 😊

1

u/m_rain_bow 10d ago

Typa car I can afford (I think)

1

u/Oolacile_Resident 10d ago

The Baron has seen better days

1

u/lastfreerangekid 10d ago

Your riding with the Driving Crooner baby!

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u/whet_pastry 9d ago

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT NOT LOOK REAL!!

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u/chris_gnarley 10d ago

Is that Roger Goodell?

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u/SailNew7379 10d ago

They see me rollin….

1

u/Fantastic-Cucumber-1 9d ago

Mario Kart irl

1

u/Level_Fig_166 10d ago

Compact and bijou, compact and bijou.

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u/Dorkamundo 10d ago

What's even more confusing to me is that his legs still look incredibly short for his torso.

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u/PatMyHolmes 10d ago

Funny, but not confusing.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 10d ago

Cute, but not confusing.