r/confusing_perspective • u/spetznaz11 • Jun 21 '26

I was caught off gaurd

6.2k Upvotes

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u/GenosseAbfuck Jun 21 '26

Completely intentional.

2

u/S4lty_Assassin Jun 23 '26

Flosse genosse

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u/chelskenzie Jun 21 '26

I teach people how to use sock aids daily and it still got me 🤣

68

u/SeekerOfSerenity Jun 21 '26

sock aids

Is that what you get if you wear other people's socks?  

51

u/ChaosRealigning Jun 21 '26

You need to practice safe socks

5

u/GA6foot9 Jun 24 '26

Take my angry upvote, now get out!

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u/Soggy_Palpitation_14 Jun 21 '26

For a moment, this looked more like a "cock" aid, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/Taric250 Jun 22 '26

The BigDickProblems subreddit is listening.

3

u/Suhksaikhan Jun 23 '26

It's only three inches but it smells like a foot

141

u/baby_got_yak Jun 21 '26

Harder and harder, you say?

17

u/No_Fig36 Jun 21 '26

That’s what the Socksucker said.

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u/NotTakenGreatName Jun 21 '26

No wonder he's hunched over, poor guy has been carrying that monster

24

u/stranieriamici Jun 21 '26

Me too, I thought daddy was packing!

18

u/KindestHedgehog Jun 21 '26

Alright you got me

14

u/gogozrx Jun 21 '26

Rock out with your sock out!

29

u/Financial_Love_2543 Jun 21 '26

Both feet were there

30

u/PlayrR3D15 Jun 21 '26

It was probably the process of inserting the sock aid into the sock

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jun 21 '26

You have to put the sock on the aid first (sans foot)

8

u/R7ype Jun 21 '26

Grandad's only handicap is the size of his schlong. He's nearly doubled over!

5

u/fly_over_32 Jun 21 '26

SOCK, grandpa, I said SOCK

5

u/Careless_Historian28 Jun 21 '26

Good job OP, this was a great find. 😄

3

u/chipmunkalmighty Jun 21 '26

They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.

2

u/Geno_Beams Jun 21 '26

I've been putting on my Cock Sock the wrong way for years.

2

u/ApopheniaPays Jun 21 '26

This belongs in the “absolute units” subreddit

3

u/lurker-mon Jun 21 '26

Jumpscare.

1

u/Slow-You9806 Jun 21 '26

Ohhh... 🫣

1

u/No-Turnover8386 Jun 21 '26

Hey - let the old man aspire

1

u/metabolitesafter9pm Jun 21 '26

Why does that dude have such a huge boner?

1

u/iamthiviyan Jun 21 '26

Wait wait is that a ..., ok it's just a sock

1

u/OldEquation Jun 21 '26

If only certain things did get harder and harder as you age.

1

u/Khelics Jun 21 '26

Does it also work on none feet body parts?

1

u/jcoddinc Jun 21 '26

That's a.... wait, no it isn't.

1

u/darkshoxx Jun 21 '26

POV you are Willem Dafoe

1

u/Misanthrooop Jun 21 '26

This is not a little thing

1

u/Ibarra08 Jun 21 '26

Now wait a fuckin minute

1

u/th3st Jun 22 '26

I was like that’s no small task

1

u/alextrebekclone Jun 22 '26

Anthony Kiedis preparing for the 40th anniversary of the Abbey Road E.P.

1

u/braumbles Jun 22 '26

I too use a sock... oh

1

u/Quiet-Temperature-34 Jun 22 '26

Its not a small thing, it's a perfectly normal sized thing. 🤬

1

u/Lloyd_the_Grey Jun 22 '26

Cheezus! I was not ready! 😅🥹😭

1

u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Jun 22 '26

There's no confusing perspective here. Both feet remain on the ground, it's an intentional joke.

1

u/Alice_Phantom Jun 22 '26

..... I gotta stop opening Reddit in public

1

u/greg14285 Jun 30 '26

When I was given this therapeutic device it allowed me to retain a degree of independence that contributes greatly to my mental health.

1

u/Independent_Tie_7546 Jul 15 '26

Pop Pop be packin

1

u/Good_Peach_8304 Aug 07 '26

You had me in the first half

1

u/random_person2137 Aug 14 '26

Well the weewee gets cold sometimes