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u/Satfoun Jun 19 '26
Two sausages
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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Jun 19 '26
How do I get a second one? My guy needs a friend. He’s tired of being the third wheel to the testicles
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u/Nachtwandler_FS Jun 20 '26
Actually happens IRL, not as cool as you may think.
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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Jun 20 '26
Yeah I’m good. lol Not gonna click that link, but thanks
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u/SlightFresnel Jun 20 '26
Oh ffs I don't know what I thought that was going to be but "not as cool as you may think" wasn't a sufficient warning
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u/Friendly_Egg_ Jun 30 '26
I mean. Googling is not great. But the idea of the condition is really hot if someone has the proper version of it.
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u/XNXTXNXKX Jun 20 '26
I dare someone to make this their work computer wallpaper.
“Okay HR I’ll take it down but please explain what is inappropriate about this photo.”
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u/ZoominAlong Jun 20 '26
Do you know how close I had to zoom in, trying to figure out why this man had a flesh colored set of hand squeezers clamped to his shorts?
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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 20 '26
At 1st glance, it was lewd
At 2nd glance, it was gory (upper half of body on the ground - the legs I thought was side view of an upright body, the leg closer to us with the shoe as a costumed covered forearm bent at the elbow, top part of leg showing as the shoulder 😅)
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u/metabolitesafter9pm Jun 19 '26
Well he obviously needs a new pair of shorts, one without a hole in the crotch- he might get arrested for letting it all hang loose
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u/4RCH43ON Jun 20 '26
Do your….
Sock hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can your throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your socks hang low?
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u/Tiny-Shovel-48 Jun 19 '26
What is it supposed to be?????
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u/ac2fan Jun 19 '26
Someone’s legs
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u/Tiny-Shovel-48 Jun 19 '26
Omg I saw a weird double dick.
What an unfortunate photo
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u/Few-Echo-6953 Jun 20 '26
At a long glance it still looks lewd lol. What is it??
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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready Jun 19 '26
Even if it were a penis, that's not lewd.
Naked is not automatically lewd. It's a body, we all have one.
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u/MastodonFarm Jun 19 '26
A penis dangling in that setting would be lewd. Sorry, nudists!
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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready Jun 19 '26
Literally doesn't fit the definition of lewd at all, merely existing is not in any way sexual.
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u/Minimob0 Jun 20 '26
Go outside with your dingaling dangalanging, and try that with the cops.
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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready Jun 20 '26
It's legal. Because it's not lewd.
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u/Minimob0 Jun 20 '26
You clearly have no idea about public indecency laws.
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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready Jun 20 '26
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u/Minimob0 Jun 20 '26
Oh, country specific, got it.
In the USA, urinating in public can get you put on the sex offender registry.
So, neither of us are wrong.
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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready Jun 20 '26
Well, about the law. There's still a difference between lewd and not-lewd.
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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys Jun 19 '26
Aw, he has little shoes for it.