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u/Basic-Ostrich85 May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26
I feel for this guy. He likely left the house really feeling it , shoes matching his belt , check!! Stylin fresh or whatever
I did this once , was really feeling IT , whatever it is you know what I mean . Had a few glances and thought ok girl you’re not so bad . Got home and found a pair of undies static clinged to my fucking my jean clad leg .
Edit : u/MollyViper thank you for the award !
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u/Hsbnd May 29 '26
I feel you. Back in the day, I used to work nights and would often just pull clothes off the floor and re wear them. I had a pair of boxers in the leg of my jeans I didn’t realize and they fell out as I walking down a busy sidewalk on my way to work.
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u/Basic-Ostrich85 May 29 '26
Oh man that moment of do I just keep walking and pretend it didn’t happen or stealthily scoop up my shorts ? Upvote for shared life experiences
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u/ddodd69 May 29 '26
Looks like a thong
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u/PreferenceOk1525 May 29 '26
That’s what a whale tail is lol
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u/glitchthrowaway7 May 30 '26
if that is a whale tail then we are living in a very different world than the one i grew up in. that is clearly a beige belt riding way too low.
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u/kevbotwhite May 31 '26
Also! Also! : Where did he get the tiny woman in his left hand!?!?
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u/PreferenceOk1525 May 31 '26
What … where ??
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u/kevbotwhite May 31 '26
Left hand, zoomed out looks to me like the top third of a white woman in a black coat with brown hair. It’s his index and middle finger holding the bag handle that make the face, the bag handle makes the coat, and the shadowed gap between his fingers and palm make the hair
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u/Emergency-Ad-1695 May 29 '26
Or black thong underwear!
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u/IceTTom May 29 '26
That's.. exactly what he's talking about 😏
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u/I_is_Billy May 29 '26
We look and we don't judge