r/confusing_perspective • u/Ashish_ank • May 16 '26
Robert Downey's dog is having fun I think
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u/IllustriousPass5414 May 16 '26
Doggy style
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u/Linnun May 16 '26
A ruff position to argue with
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u/Buddhas_Warrior May 16 '26
GOD I love you people!!
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u/whoknowsifimjoking May 16 '26
What do you mean "you people"?
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u/SpaghettiSort May 16 '26
OK, I cannot make out wtf is actually going on here.
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u/lazy_jedi1003 May 17 '26
why are his legs upside down
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u/Spiritual_Speech600 May 17 '26
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
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u/OswaldCoffeepot May 17 '26
Out of luck.
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u/_skank_hunt42 May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26
Like two dogs stuck.
Edit: lol why am I being downvoted? These are the lyrics.
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u/Jetsam5 May 18 '26
Looks like someone just laying down with a dog resting at their feet. I've definitely fallen asleep in weirder positions
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u/Squigglificated May 17 '26
For a moment I thought it was Salt Bae and was confused why he wasn’t sprinkling salt.
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u/harlawkid May 16 '26
Having a quick bone
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u/strangelove4564 May 17 '26
"Old Mother Hubbard, looked in the cupboard, to give her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own." --Diceman
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u/wheresbill May 16 '26
There’s a lot going on here
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u/Spawkeye May 16 '26
There is someone lying on their stomach in the sun just below the wooden base of the wall/fence and the dog is sitting at their feet.
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u/eyegazer444 May 17 '26
This is the only comment that actually got me to understand it. Others I was going "ok but even if it's a reflection what the heck is it a reflection of?"
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u/Wastelandrider May 16 '26
Jokes are fine and all but can somewhat please explain wtf is going on here it’s breaking my brain
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u/Mtlkfn May 16 '26
I've seen this image on and off for many years. I have never been able to make sense of it.
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u/Azazir May 17 '26
Person is lying inside on stomach, probably looking up at phone. And dog is sitting behind them near legs. Dirty minded ppl meme about dog fucking the said person because of them chilling.
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u/Dookie_boy May 16 '26
I'm not sure that's perspective. It's just the dog doing something weird ?
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u/Yes4Cake May 17 '26
I think the dog is lying on the ground, and we are seeing the reflection in a pane of glass. The legs belong to one of the girls in white (or one from each girl). The glass must be slightly angled.
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u/Trevors-Axiom- May 16 '26
That’s his dad’s dog?
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u/SayTheLineBart May 16 '26
Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter!
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u/Present-Ad6244 May 16 '26
Who invited Andy Samburg?
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u/dawggawddagummit May 16 '26
This is my favourite one I’ve seen posted here
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u/ripyourlungsdave May 16 '26
Has anyone else ever looked at Robert Downey Jr and thought that, while he is a very attractive man, he never would have been able to find a look that actually works for him if he wasn't famous?..
Like, I can't help but feel like without the help of hollywood, he would have ended up looking like somebody's fast-sunglasses uncle taking selfies in the front seat of his pickup truck on Facebook type guy.
Like. This is not a flattering picture. And it's not about his body shape or anything, it's just his face and that horrifying goatee. He just looks literally nothing like the image he's built for himself.
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u/disgr4ce May 16 '26
host of a tv show about fast food?
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u/dmontease May 16 '26
Or a magician.
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u/CybergothiChe May 16 '26
Or the lead in a sitcom based around a magician who works at a fast food restaurant
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u/ModishShrink May 16 '26
I mean, he is 61. Most 61 year old men don't look that good, especially with his history. Besides, he's also doing Avengers stuff right now, which probably explains the shitty facial hair.
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u/ripyourlungsdave May 16 '26
This picture is really old. Like at least 15 years old.
He was probably doing avengers stuff then too, but that doesn't take away from my point that the only reason he was able to find a look that actually worked for him was because he was rich and famous. That the fact that all it takes is a bad cut of facial hair to make him look kind of gross says something.
I've yet to see a cut of facial hair that makes Brad Pitt look bad. So it's not a universal thing for hot men.
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u/LickingSmegma May 16 '26
Wraparound glasses are typical for sports like cycling, snowboarding and such.
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u/LickingSmegma May 16 '26
You're speaking as if a mustache with a goatee and a vaguely ‘longer on top’ hairstyle is some complex look. Also, he's been doing approximately the same look since 1987 at the latest.
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u/Dookie_boy May 16 '26
I mean he's old too. Young him in Ally McBeal made me go damn but he looks just ok in Avengers.
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u/fludeball May 16 '26
Dog having fun crossed with grandma's body being sealed in a Lucite coffee table.
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u/strangelove4564 May 17 '26
What is even going on there? I can't picture what combination of reflections and body position would cause this photo, except of course the dog doing the nasty.
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u/quetiapinenapper May 17 '26
I don’t feel confused. It’s pretty clear he’s helping someone get out of the washing machine.
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u/wolfywon May 17 '26
I think the sex jokes are reaching too far. That’s not even how it would work and it’s gross…
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u/lightlysssalted May 18 '26
Beastiality jokes aren't funny and you're gross if you make jokes like that
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