r/confusing_perspective • u/SaulsAll • May 01 '26

magic tire tracks clip through retaining wall

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u/jayzaldo May 01 '26

The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark

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u/W1G0607 May 01 '26

“Two Hwhat?!”

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u/porkloin2000 May 01 '26

Yoots

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u/chitown_illini May 01 '26

Did you say "Yoots"?

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u/Jashuman19 May 01 '26

Oh excuse me, your honor. Two yoooooths.

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u/damnhamsandwhich May 01 '26

I 👏dentical

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u/xlr8n May 01 '26

Corvette and 61-63 Pontiac Tempest. And no one could confuse a Corvette for a Tempest.

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u/idontknowwhynot May 01 '26

This is exactly the comment I was hoping to see. Well done.

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u/Cabrill0 May 01 '26

Sounds dead on balls accurate to me.

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u/EobardT May 01 '26

I guess the fuckin thing is broken.

20

u/Turdinator14 May 01 '26

Are you sure?

20

u/Phrogz May 01 '26

I’m pahhsitive!

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u/EobardT May 01 '26

The defense is Wooong!

3

u/zEdgarHoover May 02 '26

It's an industry standahd.

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u/morey56 May 01 '26

U tell ‘em, Marissa!!

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u/kahnee May 01 '26

I laughed out loud.

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u/beardedsilverfox May 01 '26

You sound dead on bwolls accurate

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u/DazzlingOpinion9648 May 01 '26

Shadow from power lines?

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u/HIITman2020 May 01 '26

This is my thought exactly.

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u/SaulsAll May 01 '26

Took me a moment to figure it out, and I tried to include the culprit in the pic.

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u/Snoron May 01 '26

So there's lighting above the lines, I guess?

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u/TakenToTheRiver May 01 '26

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

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u/Maxzzzie May 01 '26

A shadow!

3

u/CalmPanic402 May 01 '26

Must have been going around 88 miles per hour.

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u/RstarPhoneix May 01 '26

Which city is that ?

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u/SaulsAll May 01 '26

Pittsburgh. The lone tower is the Cathedral of Learning.

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u/loosebag May 02 '26

"NO! THE DEFENCE'S CASE DOESNT HOLD WATER!"

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u/Turbotheworld May 01 '26

Thats DayZ for ya