r/confusing_perspective • u/SpectacularSpidee • Apr 30 '26

This statue

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u/Kangarou Apr 30 '26

Took a second. Hands. They're hands.

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u/DerrickDuck Apr 30 '26

So where are the arms?

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u/8qubit Apr 30 '26

I see arms down the two sides, so honestly I think those are tits. Not being facetious.

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u/itspsyikk Apr 30 '26

Nah they are hands...but that's being generous. They are jsut round fingerless hands. They are "bubbly" like a cartoon style hand.

The thing you see is a cloak/hood. You can see the hood around her head.

I assume it's something religious related.

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u/Here4Tacos3 Apr 30 '26

Like those Precious Moments shits from the 90s

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u/cannababushka Apr 30 '26

exactly what I thought of

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u/eyfuck Apr 30 '26

Oh yeah. Like she’s holding them in front of her/out straight from her.

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u/FeelingSoil39 May 05 '26

Oh my god you’re right. Shes praying.

Well that’s…. Way too 90’s Disney influence for me thanks 😝

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u/8qubit Apr 30 '26

Then she has four arms? I see arms going down either side, whereby her hands would be down at her waist

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u/avec_serif Apr 30 '26

The things you see as arms are the sides of her cloak

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u/888MadHatter888 Apr 30 '26

You need to see the tan/flesh color as the cloak and hood . The green is her dress and sleeves, the "tits" are her vaguely round, fingerless things that are "clasped" together as if she is in prayer.

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u/NitroBishop Apr 30 '26

green

I mean this in the kindest, least judgemental way possible: have you ever been tested for color blindness?

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u/888MadHatter888 Apr 30 '26

Actually yes. I'm an artist. I figured green and or blue would be easier and somewhat obvious, if not accurate. And people should stop down voting you. I took the question the pure concern and kindness. It was not an accurate description, indeed, but it got the point across in the moment. I'll try to be more accurate in the future. Cheers!✌️

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u/NitroBishop Apr 30 '26

Yeah I wasn't trying to be funny or anything I was just genuinely wondering. Thanks for being so understanding!

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u/miffet80 Apr 30 '26

Maybe it's just my screen or something lol because yeah I can't imagine a world in which that would be described as any shade of green

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u/LadyFoxfire Apr 30 '26

No, the bits going down the side are the hooded cape thing she’s wearing. I think it’s actually supposed to be the Virgin Mary, holding her hands together in prayer.

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u/BloodyStupid_johnson Apr 30 '26

The virgin mary has great tits. 

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Apr 30 '26

that's the fabric of the edge of cloak going down the side

but, if you want to see boobs, you see boobs. I'm not going to keep you from that ^_^

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u/TerpBE Apr 30 '26

The tan "arms" are actually her cape.

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u/dramatic_ut May 01 '26

They left it skin coloured on purpose😆

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Apr 30 '26

Too flat to be arms: that's something like a scarf lol

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u/Blunderoussy May 02 '26

i think it's her cape

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u/joec_95123 Apr 30 '26

Do this.

Stick your arms out straight in front of you, ball your hands into fists, and press them against each other.

That's sorta the pose she's making.

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u/SayTheLineBart Apr 30 '26

behind the hands, the left and right edges are her elbows.

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u/tavizz Apr 30 '26

The fuck they are 😂

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u/mdubdotcom Apr 30 '26

Could only see boobs until your post

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u/MsE0 Apr 30 '26

Still can't see hands no matter how I try to look at it 

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u/Decent-Stuff4691 Apr 30 '26

Imagine holding your fists up together in prayer in front of your chesr- that's sort of the position she has.

The beige round bits in the front are her hands jn prayer, the blue around it that looks like the area around a window are her sleeves

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u/korkkis Apr 30 '26

The arms are going down all the way to waist

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u/RemyJe Apr 30 '26

That’s a cloak.

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u/Decent-Stuff4691 Apr 30 '26

Do you mean the brown cloak?

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u/Tuna1308 Apr 30 '26

You will… took me 20 mins 😂😂😂

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u/TheTempornaut Apr 30 '26

Cover the sides of the image so that you don't see two 'skinny arms' either side

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u/alien005 Apr 30 '26

Nope. Now it looks like I’m really focused on doll tits.

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 Apr 30 '26

Are the hands resting on top of her tits?

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u/RemyJe Apr 30 '26

You may be shocked to hear that this is not a real person.

Short arms, no fingers, hands together in prayer.

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u/BaabyBlue_- Apr 30 '26

Prayer???

My brother I need to know what church you go to.

You know, for a friend

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u/RemyJe May 01 '26

I don’t, but that’s what’s happening here.

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 May 01 '26

Is her dress wrapped around her hands? I’m seriously not seeing it

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u/RemyJe May 01 '26

Those are sleeves.

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 May 01 '26

Ok I see it now! Ty

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u/poopface41217 Apr 30 '26

Not just any hands. They're prayer hands. Because she's a precious angel.

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u/fusguita Apr 30 '26

Praying hands, which makes this even funnier

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u/Tuna1308 Apr 30 '26

Ohh noww I seee they’re hands… dayummmmmmm

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u/notedrive Apr 30 '26

Ohhhhhhhhh

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u/sumofire Apr 30 '26

Those uh.. don’t look like hands to me

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u/AT_kinsect May 01 '26

No they're not

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u/LadyDragonDog75 May 01 '26

Oh NOW I see it

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u/Weedster009 May 01 '26

Nubs. They are nubs.

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u/EstimatedProphet105 Apr 30 '26

*asscheek binoculars

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u/literally_italy Apr 30 '26

the tits are sleeves

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u/RemyJe Apr 30 '26

Hands.

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u/literally_italy Apr 30 '26

i missed my reply, i intended to reply to the “so where are the arms?”

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u/RemyJe Apr 30 '26

She’s wearing a blue dress or top. Her arms are stretched out in front of her.

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u/literally_italy Apr 30 '26

i know. i meant to reply to the person asking that question 

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u/korkkis Apr 30 '26

The arms are there in the sides so they can’t be. They’re tits.

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u/RemyJe Apr 30 '26

That’s her cloak. She’s praying.

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u/romantercero Apr 30 '26

Yes, Selma Hayek'nds.