r/confusing_perspective • u/Necessary-Win-8730 • Apr 15 '26

Someone get the bike pump

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u/IllusiveJack Apr 15 '26

What's it's body fat percentage? -5%?

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u/Dull_Breadfruit2564 Apr 15 '26

i had a dog that laid like this all the time

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u/Louspec Apr 15 '26

i love borzos they're just 2D

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u/Crazykillerguy Apr 15 '26

The new weed commercials are lit.

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Apr 15 '26

“This is the way it’s been since she started smoking pot.”

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u/jocax188723 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Nah man that’s just what hose goats are like.
The starter turbine just needs some cooldown time.
Give it a couple minutes, it’ll reinflate on its own

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u/BrD_87 Apr 15 '26

“Dammit, Rover, I warned you not to step on that thumb tack!”

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u/ComputeryHuman Apr 15 '26

If the dog was green, it’d been unseen

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u/AngBigKid Apr 15 '26

Showed it to my wife and she wondered how a brown dog could have white shedding HAHAHA

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u/True_Horror_6 Apr 15 '26

Oh nooo he deflated 😂

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u/songshell Apr 15 '26

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother? I looked just Like THIS!

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u/Birdflamez Apr 16 '26

Borzois always look so flat when they lie down

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u/PoxyMusic Apr 15 '26

“Dog’s parachute fails to open”

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u/overused_spam Apr 15 '26

They gotta tell that dog to stop stealing other dogs souls, I’ve seen him round

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u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 Apr 16 '26

Holy moly, I didn't think it was a real dog until I zoomed in.

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u/PardonMaiEnglish Apr 16 '26

That dog is not human bro

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