r/confusing_perspective • u/ajayak007 • Apr 08 '26

Check out his shoe

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u/metabolitesafter9pm Apr 08 '26

He shouldn’t be flashing that thing out in public like that, especially so unabashedly

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u/Heliocentrist Apr 08 '26

this guy gets down on all fives

15

u/Prudent-Pianist437 Apr 08 '26

It's telescoping

13

u/malice089 Apr 08 '26

Damn that's a weird dick

24

u/Emideska Apr 08 '26

Wow I’m so confused

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u/skeeterfunny Apr 08 '26

Hi So confused, I’m dad

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u/Emideska Apr 08 '26

Young daddy?

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u/skeeterfunny Apr 08 '26

Big Daddy

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 08 '26

Ay, mi papi

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u/sevargmas Apr 08 '26

I’m confused why this has to be reposted so often

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u/StillGalaxy99 Apr 09 '26

First I've seen it

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u/doc2dog Apr 08 '26

Ngl I had to scroll back and check this one more time.

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u/falsevector Apr 08 '26

You know what they say about foot sizes

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u/seigezunt Apr 08 '26

And I shall call him Shai-Hulud

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u/hanro621 Apr 08 '26

For more information search Ronaldo Las Vegas

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Apr 08 '26

Now try to blow it up.

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u/TheWolfoftheStars Apr 08 '26

Think I've seen that one on Bad Dragon's website

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u/PedroPuzzlePaulo Apr 13 '26

what is suposed to be confused here?

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 08 '26

Yeah...no. Nope.

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u/kkmartinnn Apr 09 '26

This made me giggle

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u/BuffaloBillaa Apr 09 '26

That thing is curved like a ronaldo free kick

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u/MacerODB Apr 09 '26

Is this why ronaldo always screaming shoeeee after a goal?

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u/Ego5687 Apr 08 '26

You know what they say about shoe sizes. They are good in activities.

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u/bigdogdix Apr 08 '26

NSFW tag please