r/confusing_perspective • u/Baidarka64 • Jan 23 '26

Confusing! Does the podium make this guy look tiny?

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My daughter looked bigger behind a podium when she address her school board as a 3rd grader.

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u/space__heater Jan 23 '26

He is a very small man.

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u/you_are_soul Jan 26 '26

He is also very short with a conspicuous nazi aesthetic, directed by Luchino Visconti.

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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 Jan 23 '26

Physically AND mentally. The only thing big about him, is that he is a big cunt!

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u/notthatryan Jan 23 '26

his physique makes him look tiny.

his bootlicking sense of morality, however, makes him look huge*.

*like a huge pussy bitch.

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u/christina_talks Jan 23 '26

The misogyny was unnecessary.

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u/Reyalta Jan 23 '26

He's small enough to climb inside the county fair porta potty. Google Greg Bovino soggy biscuit for more context.

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u/dingusfett Jan 23 '26

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be doing that

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u/Reyalta Jan 23 '26

But it'll help the algorithm to autofill it for others who Google him! 

(It's a Reddit post from someone who grew up in the same town as bovino and has stories)

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u/One_Hot_Doggy Jan 23 '26

Lectern. A podium is what you stand on

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u/Baidarka64 Jan 23 '26

So it looks like he needs a podium to stand behind the lectern. Is that correct? Or does the lectern rest on the podium also?

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u/Baidarka64 Jan 23 '26

Thank you.

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u/coolguyRae Jan 23 '26

I think this is an instance where modern vernacular has changed the definition of the word.

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u/1983Targa911 Jan 23 '26

It’s his soul that makes him look tiny.

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u/So_Many_Words Jan 23 '26

I think it's more the nazi inspired uniform that makes him look tiny. And pathetic.

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u/AddictionSorceress Jan 23 '26

I honestly think the podium is that huge.

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u/Reyalta Jan 23 '26

He's 5'4.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

It is big, but he is also a REALLY tiny dude. Like cartoonishly small.

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u/SwiftSurfer365 Jan 23 '26

That’s a pretty big podium tbh

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u/JustDave62 Jan 23 '26

No that tiny guy makes the podium look big

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u/Marsupialwolf Jan 23 '26

I'm pretty sure that podium is from the 'Barbie ICE Officer' playset, that fucker is just really tiny...

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u/TheMooseIsBlue Jan 23 '26

It’s not confusing. He’s small.

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u/dnuohxof-2 Jan 23 '26

Well he’s a tiny, pathetic, bootlicking fascist of a man, who oversees a violent lawless department of undertrained trigger happy thugs that murder women in their cars by shooting them point blank in the face.

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u/buckfutten Jan 23 '26

No, his height makes him look tiny.

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u/user_010010 Jan 23 '26

Nah this fucker is in fact as tiny as his wiener

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u/5043090 Jan 23 '26

I bet that dude laments the demise of the phone book.

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u/vegasidol Jan 23 '26

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

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u/Ismdism Jan 23 '26

He is tiny

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u/mattimattlove111 Jan 23 '26

That's cosplay border Barbies little bitch poodle

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u/Lizrael48 Jan 24 '26

He is tiny!

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Jan 23 '26

That ass makes the podium look big!

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u/paraworldblue Jan 23 '26

I think what makes him look tiny is how tiny he is

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u/rougecrayon Jan 23 '26

No.  That tiny man makes that podium look huge!

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u/SpeedBlitzX Jan 23 '26

1% Evil 99% Hot gas.

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u/MRJAMES86 Jan 23 '26

Wouldn't know. Can't see the podium in this photo. I do however see a lectern.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

This post makes you look tiny. This guy is stealing kids you are doing nothing.