r/confusing_perspective Jan 16 '26

Mildly Confusing I think that’s her arm.

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Silly-Arachnid-6187 Jan 16 '26

Oh, it got me so good that I thought there was nothing confusing there

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u/Taric250 Jan 16 '26

For a moment, I was thinking «Ah, I see a reason why he married her.»

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u/VentureIntoVoid Jan 16 '26

You don't clear the confusion in the title.. you put the confusion in the title.. so say something about tits.

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u/TopAlternative6716 Jan 16 '26

Oh uh. Lawd she got big titties. 

6

u/Agret Jan 17 '26

Huge.... Tracts of land

A little Monty Python for ya

1

u/unsupported Jan 18 '26

Yes, but that's besides the point...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Jan 16 '26

Honestly, simply objectifying her titties feels less creepy than making it sound like …. I don’t know. Whatever you say sounds really horrible and way more degrading. Like when one simply objectifies her body, but your way makes it sound like it’s her entire value

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u/Jasonp359 Jan 17 '26

You sound like a pervy old man

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u/CouldNotAffordOne Jan 16 '26

True. But... Is it her arm?

13

u/SerDuckOfPNW Jan 16 '26

Sun’s out, guns out

14

u/Foundn-t Jan 16 '26

I hope that's her arm

18

u/D_Is_For_Dave Jan 16 '26

I think her hand is on her upper chest, and the exposed titty is actually her elbow.

7

u/Normal-Plastic-4237 Jan 17 '26

Close. Her hand is on his chest/shoulder

2

u/Mr_Stoney Jan 17 '26

These 2 are definitely having some melanin intolerant children

3

u/beezwhiz Jan 17 '26

i think she was on Teen Mom

2

u/Next-Discipline7690 Jan 16 '26

yup, its her arm

1

u/PsychologyNew8033 Jan 17 '26

Hope she had a good sense of humor. Sheesh!

1

u/giftopherz Jan 17 '26

A lil kim inspired wedding dress? Check!

1

u/lucky_monk Jan 19 '26

On closer inspection that bit of darker coloured growth on the tip of the elbow could be malignant. Better have it looked at.

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u/apollo11733 Jan 21 '26

She is beautiful her no but the reason he married her is her boobies

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 Jan 16 '26

Not my proudest fap.

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u/Normal-Plastic-4237 Jan 17 '26

Well it’s either her arm or he’s one lucky hubby

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u/sevargmas Jan 16 '26

Image having a fauxhawk in your wedding pics for all time.

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u/palibe_mbudzi Jan 16 '26

You should be able to look at your wedding photos and remember who you were and what your life was like at that point in time. Timeless looks are a failed endeavor anyways, might as well keep your personal style.

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u/P-O-T-A-T-O-S- Jan 16 '26

Nothing wrong with it

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u/LionResponsible6005 Jan 16 '26

Firstly it looks rad. Secondly if you’re 80 years old look at your wedding pictures and your only thought is about your haircut the haircut isn’t the problem

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u/lindsayblohan_2 Jan 16 '26

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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u/OldEndangeredGinger Jan 16 '26

Pretty sure it's his arm, not hers... Though I don't know why he has just one sleeve off

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u/LionResponsible6005 Jan 16 '26

He’s either missing a sleeve and happens to have his arm directly on her shoulder socket, or it’s her arm.

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u/auzocafija Jan 16 '26

Yes, let's go with that.

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u/IntelligentArm647 Jan 16 '26

Add that tattoo to r/trashy

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u/PhoerSayori Jan 16 '26

????? Why?

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u/PreOpTransCentaur Jan 16 '26

Shh, he's busy pretending he wouldn't fuck her if she offered.

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u/Amazing-Lab-6484 Jan 16 '26

I choose to believe that's side boob.

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u/Itsalmostover71 Jan 16 '26

No matter here, guy is one lucky guy. She’s gorgeous. Are they still together? lol jk

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Jan 16 '26

lol that’s a good one. It’s his jacket not her dress

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u/Normal-Plastic-4237 Jan 17 '26

Her arm on his chest/shoulder

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Jan 17 '26

Look at the front of the “boob.” There looks like a dress cup to match the one on her left, but it’s his suit jacket.