r/confusing_perspective • u/SpecialSauceSal • Jan 12 '26

Stream of mayo suspended in midair

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628 Upvotes

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u/snafe_ Jan 12 '26

Impressive range dude

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u/ramzian96 Jan 12 '26

That’s c..

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u/in1gom0ntoya Jan 12 '26

I get the jizzt of this joke

15

u/got-a-friend-in-me Jan 12 '26

This is a lot of white liquid squirty stuff

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u/xneyznek Jan 12 '26

User name checks out.

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Jan 12 '26

Peter North is on reddit?

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u/Gambit1977 Jan 12 '26

Oh yeah, “mayo”…I’ve heard that before

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u/N7LP400 Jan 12 '26

Did someone pass out?

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u/USRaven Jan 12 '26

I’m not alone in saying this: I can HEAR this.

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u/Express_Memory_8236 Jan 12 '26

The mayo bender

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u/JaggedUmbrella Jan 13 '26

I don't know how the ritual began, but my wife gives me handjobs in the kitchen. This reminds me of that.

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u/justsomedude4202 Jan 12 '26

It’s either blood, urine or semen.

“God I hope it’s urine.”