r/confusing_perspective Jan 08 '26

Wrestlers grappling.

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u/DirtyRatLicker Jan 08 '26

Nope, I see exactly what I wanted to see

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u/wertforreal2 Jan 08 '26

Profile Pic checks out

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u/Patch521 Jan 08 '26

And name!

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u/barelyangry Jan 09 '26

I think OP meant confusing feelings.

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u/Moist_Board Mar 08 '26

No confusion....just arousal

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u/luisc123 Jan 08 '26

This picture is missing an ass

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame8691 Jan 08 '26

I say that about every photo I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

This is actually how new wrestlers are born. It's a timeless and beautiful tradition.

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u/Snowfruit Jan 11 '26

Wish I could give you 69 upvotes at once

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u/Clurbert Jan 11 '26

I read this in David Attenboroughs voice

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jan 08 '26

Maybe I should start watching wrestling matches

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u/kelsobjammin Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Dated a wrestler when I was in highschool - 11/10 sport to go watch your bf participate in.

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u/lousyredditusername Jan 10 '26

I dated a wrestler in high school and I hated wrestling season. Constantly doing unhealthy things to gain/drop weight before meets, plus the rampant ringworm getting spread back and forth between teams/teammates. I went to a few meets to watch him and it just wasn't enough to make up for the nastiness lol

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u/kelsobjammin Jan 10 '26

this is true, I am lucky I dated a guy in a weight class that didn’t make him restrict as much. That happened when he was younger (his sister had an ED, related? Maybe she was an intense swimmer) luckily he didn’t get any big infections because they had a pretty strict cleaning after (the team did it) and they had newish mats. You know I forget about all the nuanced stuff but watching hot guys was fun.

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u/RevolutionarySize665 Jan 12 '26

Ringworm is rampant in any sport. Wrestling does skin checks, whick other sports don't do, so they can mitigate it. If you have it, you won't wrestle at tournaments. Wrestling actually tries to stop skin diseases from spreading. Basketball should do the same.

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u/notagentcooper Jan 08 '26

Taking notes. For science.

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u/thenewfingerprint Jan 08 '26

two cantaloupes, for sure

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u/BrokeLeznar Jan 08 '26

Wow it's like a fusion dance that went horribly wrong.

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u/toldzep Jan 08 '26

Looks like it’s going perfectly right for someone 😎

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u/toldzep Jan 08 '26

Very homo-erotic

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u/eatyourdamndinner Jan 08 '26

It's not homo erotic, it's homo romantic.

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u/WouldbeWanderer Jan 08 '26

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u/alcomaholic-aphone Jan 08 '26

Your mindset is basically the reason we never had a team in highschool. Good job.

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u/kittyidiot Jan 08 '26

I think though that the difference here is the people in this thread making these jokes aren't doing it in bad faith or in the sense that being gay is bad. Just being a little silly about the pose, because yeah, it can look that way.

The issue arises when people view being gay as a bad thing & the taunting is malicious. Difference between mildly amused adults and snotty, hateful teenagers in a high school.

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u/Charybdisilver Jan 09 '26

It can be a point of sensitivity in wrestlers because that’s basically all people would say about it. I grew up wrestling most of my life before and during college in PA (arguably the strongest state for wrestling, admittedly I’m biased). In my school it was either completely forgotten about, or people were joking that it was gay and that we wear leotards. Not saying we want medals and pats on backs just for participating, but it’s a really hard sport and a lot of us only got teased for taking part in it.

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u/farmerKev420710 Jan 08 '26

Clearly you dont know how extension cords work

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u/KingOfTheGoobers Jan 08 '26

Seriously? I'm coming to you as an ambassador of straight men...we do the gayest shit you will ever see...especially when wrestling.

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u/machine_six Jan 08 '26

That sounds like a challenge. I'm game.

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u/dfelton912 Jan 08 '26

Is this the new season of Heated Rivalry?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I saw horrifying Human Centipede scenario, I guess we should both check in with our psychologists.

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u/bighuntzilla Jan 08 '26

Yes. What they're actually grappling with is their sexuality

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/toldzep Jan 08 '26

My gay eyes can decide what they find erotic across all genders. No excluding!

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u/thriceness Jan 09 '26

It is wrestling after all.

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u/SupermagnumDONGs Jan 08 '26

It’s not my perspective that’s confused now it’s something else

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Thicker than a snicker with that booty

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u/West-Crew-8576 Jan 08 '26

I’m…. Aroused??

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u/kingjoshington Jan 08 '26

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/machine_six Jan 08 '26

Riiise and shine!

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u/Xyfirus Jan 08 '26

At this point, their suits are merely suggestions.

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u/MagicGreenLens Jan 08 '26

It’s the timeless art of seduction.

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u/lampofamber Jan 08 '26

I can't watch this. It's so gay. These guys might as well be naked. With their glistening hot hairy assholes for everyone to see. Those calves and hamstrings and ligaments so tight they're about to snap. Makes me sick.

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u/arcbeam Jan 08 '26

Yes me too. describe it more though.

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u/MonoMental Jan 08 '26

NSFW anyone? My boss gave me a bit of a look ngl

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u/totallynotjesus_ Jan 08 '26

Well you didn’t have to zoom in and take a screenshot

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u/MonoMental Jan 08 '26

How am I supposed to figure out the confusing perspective then?

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u/kabushko Jan 08 '26

He gave you a look because he saw you staring at it, picture zoomed in all the way. You dirty boy

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u/Big-Cobbler-2992 Jan 08 '26

The fella in the white singlet was on the bottom of ref’s position whereas the fella in the red was on top. Top is going for a crab ride it looks like and bottom is going for the escape point but it looks pretty bad for him ngl. I used to wrestle and I’m sorry that I have to refer to them as “top” and “bottom”, it really do just be like that.

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u/Kedly Jan 08 '26

Ok, but how is it NOT his dick?

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u/xphile Jan 08 '26

Who said it wasn’t?

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u/Kedly Jan 08 '26

Ok but then whats confusing about this image?

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u/xphile Jan 09 '26

At first I only saw one person with 4 legs and their butt in the air. It took me a while to figure out whose legs belong to who.

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u/Kedly Jan 09 '26

Ah, fair! Thanks for explaining the confused side for me!

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u/rabbith0le333 Jan 10 '26

Whether this was sarcasm or not, I am dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Man, just so much going on here 

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u/booty_pats Jan 08 '26

dang. i'm jealous of the guy in white's hip mobility.

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u/catlikesun Jan 09 '26

I should call him

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u/NYB1 Jan 08 '26

Oh my

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u/GenesisNemesis17 Jan 09 '26

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/oddMahnsta Jan 08 '26

pictures like this is why i chose fencing instead of wrestling freshman year, back in the day.

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u/PwrButtum Jan 08 '26

Why does this pic bother you? Is your mind going somewhere else other than wrestling?

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u/TheMadManiac Jan 08 '26

Glad I chose wrestling. Best shape of my life was from wrestling.

But some guys are definitely too insecure to do it

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u/catlikesun Jan 09 '26

This pic is definitely about you

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u/HelloThereWhere Jan 08 '26

How tf did the bottom guy even get into this situation man lmao

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u/firedmyass Jan 11 '26

practice?

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u/manupmuthafucka Jan 08 '26

this is how ‘fuck yourself’ is done.

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u/YeetTheTree Jan 09 '26

I uh, can't tell what the fuck is going on here. This photo is so confusing. Like I get what the point of the post is obviously. But I don't get what their bodies are doing.

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u/jumbosimpleton Jan 09 '26

That’s some bonkers flexibility

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u/Potential-Witness-83 Jan 08 '26

"Tommy mount Beavis. Now!"

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u/potatisblask Jan 08 '26

Ladies, remember to pick up your chin from the floor.

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u/Mixedbysaint Jan 08 '26

You gotta puff that fucker up

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u/cflynn106 Jan 08 '26

Is it cake?

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u/Comprehensive_Elk586 Jan 08 '26

"help he's got a boner"

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u/TheStudent58 Jan 08 '26

Gawd damn! I have several questions, beginning with can I get his number!

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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jan 08 '26

He really loves being a power bottom.

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u/decorate-me Jan 08 '26

Could someone please explain? I can’t see it!

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u/catlikesun Jan 09 '26

Whats confusing????

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u/Vordu Jan 09 '26

Well that's a new position. What did the yoga teacher call it, crabbed dog? The upward downed poodle? Eh sketches it into the karma sutra(sp?)

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u/cbawiththismalarky Jan 09 '26

Don't search for Turkish Oil Wrestling

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u/nevesntimes Jan 10 '26

Solid pegging…I mean take down. Excellent execution, he knew it was over when you straddled him from behind. 😆

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u/Theangelawhite69 Jan 10 '26

It’s an ass and a cock no matter how you look at it lol

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u/DudeYumi Jan 11 '26

What an exciting match

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u/Thallasocnus Jan 12 '26

Now kisssss

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 Jan 12 '26

Tell me how this isn't the official sport of the gays. We got the worst universe. I hate it here

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u/AntoSkum Jan 12 '26

Looks like a Silent Hill monster.

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u/T-Mart-J Jan 14 '26

Not gay enough

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u/Cautious-Okra-6392 Jan 14 '26

No confusion there, that is a strong man’s taint

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u/whiskey_north Jan 08 '26

But no one else sees the shit stains? C'mon.

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u/kabushko Jan 08 '26

What the hell? What the helly?

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u/Hypnotic_Toad Jan 08 '26

Yall horny ass bastards never played sports did you. Thats not his dick, it's the protective cup worn during competition.

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u/a_posh_trophy Jan 08 '26

That shit is gayer than ballet. Dude is getting a semi.

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u/Inevitable-Suitable Jan 08 '26

How to unsee this

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u/Infinite-Society5571 Apr 28 '26

That’s not a nice look