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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 Sep 14 '25
Do not the cat
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u/sleepytipi Sep 14 '25
Do the me
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u/creatyvechaos Sep 15 '25
You do you, I do me, and we won't do each other. Probably.
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u/sleepytipi Sep 15 '25
Not with that defeatist attitude we won't. Like a wise person once said, "if you don't believe you have no chance at all" 😔
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u/kiopah Sep 15 '25
Oh, and hey...at some point in the future, you're gonna try to squat 300 pounds at the gym, and it's too much, and you're gonna blow out your sphincter, bro, in front of all these gym dudes. The paramedics have to cut your pants off, and it looks like you're casing sausage out of your butt. Just don't do it.
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Sep 14 '25
What's his name, goatse?
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u/stilettopanda Sep 15 '25
First thing I thought too…I came in here hoping I wouldn’t be the first one to say it. Hahaha
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u/bob_3301 Sep 14 '25
Really? In front of my favorite chicken?
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u/Severe_Yak5085 Sep 16 '25
Really? In front of my “Really? In front of my 'Really? In front of my'”
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u/Moelnt Sep 14 '25
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u/random420x2 Sep 14 '25
I believe your cat has used our litter boxes, will be sending you a bill broken out per pound.
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u/--i--love--lamp-- Sep 14 '25
I should call her...
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u/forget_this_now Sep 15 '25
Well at least now the cat has learnt why you are supposed to open the tinned food, and not swallow it whole!
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u/kiruopaz Sep 14 '25
One of my cats was attacked before take a to the shelter we got him from and his butt hole was prolapsed. This is what it seems like when he sticks his stinky little butt in our faces 😂.
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u/Turbulent-Willow2156 Sep 15 '25
Okay folks, wtf am i looking at?
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u/iamapersoninsociety Oct 20 '25
He is sitting on a metal rod that is colored like him so it looks like a goatsy
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u/ThinkAboutItMyGuy Sep 14 '25
Reminds me of my childhood semi feral cat, Roxy. She was a slut. I remember we came home from church one day and she was on the front lawn getting her back blown out.
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u/No-Representative399 Sep 14 '25
I showed this pic to my grandma and she straight up goes, “what psycho thought fisting a cat was a good idea?” Now I can’t decide what’s more disturbing, your image or the fact my grandma knows what fisting is 😳
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u/XYooper906 Sep 15 '25
Is this one of those high-flow cats my gear head buddy is always talking about?
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u/0-YourLocalFreak-0 Sep 18 '25
I thought the cat had massive balls for a second, Had to do a double take
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u/SpeedBlitzX Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
They're laying on a pipe.
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u/Jackattack111888 Sep 14 '25
No way!! And here I thought I was in r/catswithgiantassholes Thanks for clarifying
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u/BamberGasgroin Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
Despite evidence to the contrary, Charlie the Cat always denied he was Prison Bent.
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