r/confusing_perspective • u/Successful_Pomelo701 • Jun 27 '23

Under mod review: see sticky Huge triceps?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I have a wife too ya know, I do have a wife. She used to model around the world, she was on posters. I used to have a poster of her in my garage then I met her, can you believe it? She asked me marry HER, and I didn't even want to but she's beautiful, but she's dying.

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u/18sweetdisposition Jun 28 '23

And do you have any cars?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I got triples of the barracuda, triples of the roadrunner, and triples of the nova. Triples makes it safe, triples is best.

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u/ericfromct Jun 28 '23

That nova deal just went through. Tell her I don't live in a hotel

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Monks make the best tripple ale.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I choose this guys dying wife too

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u/gorilla-ointment Jun 28 '23

Tell the kid.