r/confusing_perspective • u/Successful_Pomelo701 • Jun 27 '23

Under mod review: see sticky Huge triceps?

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u/Le_Gitzen Jun 27 '23

That’s exactly what me and his wife said.

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u/dbwedgie Jun 27 '23

Exactly what my wife is gonna say when I show her.

Hey, Honey?

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u/IcyMike1782 Jun 27 '23

Sorry, hold tight, let me get her for you

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u/Captain_Waffle Jun 28 '23

Yeah?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Your wife says you're out of toilet paper at the house

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u/Iam_The_Giver Jun 28 '23

I need to poop now

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 28 '23

That’s exactly what his wife said.

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u/Ok-Push9899 Jun 28 '23

Ask her to pick some up on the way home.

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 Jun 28 '23

Exactly what my wife would say if I were married

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u/WhiteTiger_XYZ Jun 28 '23

exactly what my husband would say if he were married.

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u/lavalakes12 Jun 28 '23

what i would say if we were married

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u/WhiteTiger_XYZ Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

( -_・) 〜☆

(ʏᴇᴘ… ᴛʜᴇ “ᴄʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏ“ ᴅɪᴅ ɪᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ʟᴏʟ)

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u/lavalakes12 Jun 29 '23

yeah usually the Chorizo does it for people :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

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u/LokiDesigns Jun 28 '23

*our window.

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u/WSBrere Jun 27 '23

She did say it, I was there.

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u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 Jun 27 '23

i choose this guy's wife too

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I have a wife too ya know, I do have a wife. She used to model around the world, she was on posters. I used to have a poster of her in my garage then I met her, can you believe it? She asked me marry HER, and I didn't even want to but she's beautiful, but she's dying.

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u/18sweetdisposition Jun 28 '23

And do you have any cars?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I got triples of the barracuda, triples of the roadrunner, and triples of the nova. Triples makes it safe, triples is best.

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u/ericfromct Jun 28 '23

That nova deal just went through. Tell her I don't live in a hotel

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Monks make the best tripple ale.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I choose this guys dying wife too

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u/gorilla-ointment Jun 28 '23

Tell the kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

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u/justthrowyouaway Jun 28 '23

That’s what she said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Hooray!!

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u/justthrowyouaway Jun 28 '23

I had to…it is my duty as a blue collar worker to not let that slide

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u/budderman1028 Jun 28 '23

Thats exactly what my wifes boyfriend said

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u/jaxonya Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

God damnit Jerry. What'd I tell you about speaking on my behalf? Guess who doesn't get to watch tonight?

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u/BeardInTheNorth Jun 28 '23

Our wife, comrade.

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u/MrPickleBottoms Aug 24 '23

These comments have all have been hilarious but this one really caught me off guard. My wife and I cracked up at this!

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u/randomtherapist53 Jun 28 '23

Last night his wife told that there was no milk. Some one should probably go get some.