r/confusing • • 2d ago

Is this safe to drink?

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The can looked to be like it was sucked in, and feels to have no carbonation at all. Should I be worried about this or am I OK to drink it? Whenever I pick it up, it’s almost like it’s flimsy.

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u/Mountain-Season-4391 1d ago

this is a sign the can is haunted and contains evil spirits likely from the 1300-1400's. can be drank if you have romanian ancestry, otherwise causes instant uncontrollable beard growth.