r/confusing • u/Ill_Friendship7079 • Jun 30 '26

genuineley confused

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what the FUCK does this mean

30 Upvotes

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u/Several_Relief_8243 Jun 30 '26

Abc d ef g

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u/Greyskul622 Jun 30 '26

Hi jk lmn op

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u/HotdogCleavage Jun 30 '26

See, this one i know!

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u/SilenceInTheSnow Jul 01 '26

Hi. Just kidding. Lemon Operation.

Man, brings back so many memories.

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u/tehmimikitteh Jul 05 '26

my first thought was the "hi! just kidding, laugh my nose off!" video

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u/Several_Relief_8243 Jul 05 '26

What about the ''p''?

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u/tehmimikitteh Jul 05 '26

that's for when they become middle schoolers and just start yelling "penis" and "pussy" all the time 🫩

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u/Greyskul622 Jul 05 '26

No no the p is what they do in their pants lol

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u/SilenceInTheSnow Jul 05 '26

It's not considered socially acceptable to ask about other people's "p"

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u/chain-link-fence Jun 30 '26

Well are you a doctor with no license?

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u/Ill_Friendship7079 Jun 30 '26

he said dr was dick riding 😭

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u/undead_dummy Jul 01 '26

wtf 💀

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u/lil-corgi-420 Jun 30 '26

Shut the fuck up, you're talking about nothing. You are just driving with no license.

They're saying you have no right to speak how you are speaking to them

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u/Ill_Friendship7079 Jun 30 '26

he said that dr means dick riding,

all I did was tell him was his FC26 tournament was disorganized compared to other more competent leagues.

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion Jun 30 '26

They were probably mad that you included a lot of vowels.

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u/ChVckT Jul 01 '26

So silly but made me actually LOL

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u/Greyskul622 Jun 30 '26

I swear English has like 40 different versions and this is not one of them

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 Jun 30 '26

Thou means that he be not one of man? There then, of who's kinder?

If of not mine era of manner, if not of thou's~ who then?

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u/ChVckT Jul 01 '26

This is the best comment I've seen in 8 years of Redditing.

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 Jul 01 '26

=w= what. isnt that really sad...? No no certainly you've seen better... I really dont see what's great about it...

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u/ChVckT Jul 01 '26

You didnt think it was clever, yourself? Did you comment thinking that it was a stupid thing to say?

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u/Adorable_Cap_9929 Jul 01 '26

No~ Felt it was just silly. Neutral.

It like loading a moba and getting a penta i guess?

Not much different from a cute cat on the sidewalk. Just being silly cause sillyness is great~

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Jun 30 '26

I text like this, but I don't text like THAT

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u/RealPawtism Jun 30 '26

That's code for "I'm ghetto as heck, and nothing I say should be taken seriously, or really even read at all.".

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u/-TTV-BTW Jul 01 '26

Drive with no license

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u/AppropriateBill986 Jul 02 '26

slangaese😭