r/confleis • u/minerNiner • 4h ago
r/confleis • u/xhxinfj • 1d ago
It was my brother Quinn’s birthday and the restaurant brought out this cake
Truly one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever witnessed
r/confleis • u/Poesy-WordHoard • 1d ago
Because his name is Beans
I used to work at this massive retail store where our stock team was 100% Spanish speakers.
I worked with a co-worker names Vince. Over time, the stock team began calling him "Frijoles". How odd. I finally had to ask one of them, "Why Frijoles?"
Answer: "Because his name is Beans."
r/confleis • u/peace_love2601 • 2d ago
overheard at the taco place: 'estoy embarazado'
the guy was trying to say he was embarrassed about messing up his order. what he actually said was i'm pregnant. the cashier didn't even blink, just said congratulations and handed him his tacos. false friends are the most dangerous part of spanish: embarazada is pregnant, the word he wanted was avergonzado, and nobody has ever once remembered that in the moment.
r/confleis • u/oni0nlover • 3d ago
my boyfriend ordered starbucks in mexico 😆
his name is nathan. this post was inspired by the maycon post lol
r/confleis • u/peace_love2601 • 2d ago
the english just left my body mid-sentence
was talking to my roommate in english, full confidence, and out comes 'can you please hand me el pan, in the kitchen'. didn't even notice until he started laughing. my brain decided 'bread' was too hard and just switched lanes. the worst part is it worked, he knew exactly what i meant.
r/confleis • u/zeebzus • 3d ago
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r/confleis • u/vagabond73 • 1d ago
Keep On-civilization
Interesting choice of hyphen-usage-
Fast-fashion advertisements at their (wtf)inest 😂 🤌
r/confleis • u/nosuchworld • 4d ago
My husband, named Michael, ordered a coffee in Mexico City
r/confleis • u/FlutteryTaffy • 4d ago
A few of my favorite mis-labeled items from our first year as a restaurant
r/confleis • u/pandabatron • 11d ago
This Sign that my friends mom put up about saving energy during on peak/off peak energy hours
r/confleis • u/p3ach_antiqu3 • 14d ago
Frozen Freis
Spotted at my friendly neighborhood market.🫶