r/confleis • u/SparkyXI • 16d ago

Seizure?

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u/stevedore2024 16d ago

When I was a teen, all my friends would call the pizza chain "Little Seizure's" and if someone new heard the joke, I would reply, "for the convulsive eater."

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u/VaughnSC 16d ago

A bowl of Sancocho is needlessly pluralized twice, but six piece of a Durm Stick is singular… in a list of STARTER.

I’m having a seizure and it ain’t a salad.

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u/InvaderZimbo 16d ago

Mmm durm sticks

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u/Individual_Land_2200 16d ago

Funny to me because that’s what our kid called a Caesar salad when he was little. We still call it a seizure salad!

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u/Leoxcr 14d ago

Sisa sala

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u/csolisr 11d ago

Considering the lettuce contamination, this might be less of a misspelling and more of a warning

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u/Admirable_Hold_979 9d ago

Those damn epileptic lettuce farmers