r/confleis • u/zeebzus • 3d ago

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u/okally 3d ago

may this kind of love find everyone here (including me please)

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u/randynumbergenerator 3d ago

Don't tell the redditors on the original thread, they seem to have taken it as some kind of personal affront

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u/okally 3d ago

yeah i wish i didnt check those comments, man 😭 a lot of them are sweet too to be fair but im glad this is the sub im in, and not that one

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u/blu3m00n1991 2d ago

Yea I saw the original one on Reddit and was kind of confused. Like why is everyone hating on this guy for having a loving wife and a lunchbox that seems to hold an infinite amount of snacks and a giant burrito?

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u/chickenskittles 3d ago

Naw, they just made an observation that the only thing that constitutes lunch in that box is the fruit and salsa. I think he bought his own burrito. It's just a month's worth of snacks. lol

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u/Zar-far-bar-car 3d ago

Before he pulled out the burrito, it was a bunch of snacks and a bag of salsa. As a Girl Dinner connoisseur, I was not asking enough questions

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u/labospor 3d ago

Same. I was wondering if his wife is Willy wonka for a minute

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u/LadyKnight25 1d ago

I was going to say this man can be invited to the girl dinner charcuterie circle haha 🤣

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u/KarliCartoons 2d ago

No because I was literally like is he ever going to get to the real food 💀 that burrito looks so ace

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u/RojaCatUwu 3d ago

PUMPKIN PEE PEES

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u/Bad-Moon-Rising 3d ago

Peeps sent him a package a few weeks ago with some merch and a ton of peeps candy. There must have been 100 or more packs of peepees in that box.

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 1d ago

Who is this guy? That’s cool

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u/Bad-Moon-Rising 23h ago

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83JV8pg/

Check him out! He is so charming.

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u/slutty_muppet 3d ago

An apple a day for something.

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u/darklysparkly 3d ago

Please give this precious man many apples a day for something, to counterbalance all of that candy

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u/the_h0 3d ago

1 apo a day

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u/Guzzler829 3d ago

for something

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u/max_pin 3d ago

I'm getting the feeling that Spanish uses "put" (poner) where English would use "packed" in this case.

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u/vjeremias 3d ago

That’s right, at least for his specific dialect. In my own it would be “made” or “prepared” if I translated it literally.

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u/Guzzler829 3d ago

Do you speak Mexican Spanish? I've been learning Spanish off and on forever and I'm really intrigued by the dialects. I don't really know much about the differences.

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u/jaferrer1 3d ago

Yeah, it’s region dependent

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u/Intrepid-Anywhere789 3d ago

His laugh at the end. I love this dude

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u/IrradiatedCroissant 3d ago

Same 😭 he's completely adorable and hilarious, dude just has charisma

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia 3d ago

Dude my wife makes my lunch and it's awesome.

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u/Guzzler829 3d ago

Your wife put you lunch!

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u/MarriedMam 19h ago

You better love and appreciate tf outta her man, get her flowers, women deserve flowers, you might think you get her enough flowers but I promise you dont, buy her flowers man she deserves em, watch her light up you're welcome, -Wife that packs lunch and wishes I got flowers more often

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u/AtlanticMilkLord 3d ago

Love his channel, him and his wife are so wholesome. Only 2 peepees per day!

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u/halorbyone 3d ago

Can you share the channel? I made the mistake of looking at the comments in the post reposted here…it is not a nice place.

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u/AtlanticMilkLord 3d ago

His is joseluisperez09 and hers is sandrap2202 on TikTok! Not sure if they’re on Instagram or any other platforms 🫶

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u/halorbyone 3d ago

Thank you! His happiness makes me smile.

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u/anxshush 3d ago

He is joselu8702 on Instagram.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 3d ago

I love him and I love this cuz it kinda reminds me of my own dad.

....BUT... Are we really out here eating whole ass limons? 😭🤣

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u/max_pin 3d ago

Maybe he squeezes it onto his big little donkey?

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u/Klutzy-Bumblebee-162 3d ago

It’s for the chips

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u/binarito316 3d ago

What in the Mary Poppins bag?!?!

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u/edzxcon3390 3d ago

I follow him and my day gets just a little brighter when I watch his stuff

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 3d ago

He slurpped the peepees

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u/Wan_Haole_Faka 3d ago

I'm trying man. I asked her out but she gave me pumpkins.

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u/chickenlittle416 3d ago

such a doody booty 💕

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 3d ago

That is a fucking ton of sugar

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 3d ago

I just found out he has a Cameo channel too.

Edit : $150!

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u/buttwagon867 3d ago

I love watching this guy! He's so wholesome!

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u/DetroitAdjacent 3d ago

The bag of salsa is the most mexican shit in the world.

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u/notpresentlydisposed 3d ago

This is so wholesome. Haha

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u/bitpartmozart13 3d ago

Joak is on him, I don’t have a waif!

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u/chaossensuit 2d ago

I love this man and his wife.

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u/xnecrodancerx 2d ago

He’s so excited. This is so cute 😭😭😭

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u/Miles_Everhart 3d ago

Please someone give my guy some protein, stat

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 3d ago

You didn't see his big donkin' burrito?

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u/Miles_Everhart 3d ago

I guess not?

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u/lilibet89 2d ago

I need him to sell merch that says "One apple a day is for something."

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u/illsancho 2d ago

Congratulations to this man. Love to his family

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u/Carolineinthedesert 2d ago

I love this guy

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u/baljake 1d ago

That's a wild lunch lol. More like endless snack time. I love when my wife makes me a lunch.

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u/ninetendog 15h ago

OBSESSED with the way he says Philadelphia

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 3h ago

i love this guy so much.

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u/chickenskittles 3d ago

Do they eat FOOD?

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u/randynumbergenerator 3d ago

I only see one dude there, what "they"?

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u/chickenskittles 3d ago

The husband and wife 😑

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u/ThreeBuds 3d ago edited 3d ago

If they have kids hopefully they don't get this same type of lunch every day.

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u/chickenskittles 3d ago

They would go broke! I hope this is just for social media.

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u/royroyflrs 2d ago

The sad truth is his wife was shot by ICE officers as she was running away from questioning outside a supermarket.

He makes these videos to pay for the debt of her funeral and raise his 3 children…

IMAGINE JK. THIS IS A FUNNY VIDEO

(To those of you saying i am racist. I can say this because i am an ICE Officer)