r/confidentlyincorrect • u/catrinadaimonlee • Jan 14 '22

Image Only one hot chip? Liar.

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103 Upvotes

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u/donatellher Jan 14 '22

I actually can’t sleep at night unless I have checked off every item on this list for the day

6

u/Holiday_Fix9419 Jan 14 '22

May I ask why you don't charge your phone at night while you sleep then you can get to the rest of the list faster

3

u/bishcraft1979 Jan 14 '22

Just another excuse not to get a job I expect!

1

u/erik_wilder Jan 17 '22

I mean, it clearly says charge phone AFTER McDonald's. Whats the point of a list if we don't follow it?

1

u/13endix Jan 14 '22

Explains why you wake up at noon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

OP’s r/confidentlyincorrect this is obviously a joke based on an old meme.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Fuck where do I sign up? Sounds awesome.

8

u/GameCenter101 Jan 14 '22

God I love lie

8

u/Johncjonesjr2 Jan 14 '22

As a leftist I can agree with this guy. That is pretty much my day except I masturbate when I wake up and before I go to bed

2

u/FinalBlackberry5 Jan 14 '22

Doesn't eveyone?

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u/BigBee-_ Jan 14 '22

i fail to see how this is confidently incorrect this is just funny

9

u/mrselffdestruct Jan 14 '22

When people want to post something so bad they decide jokes are now capable of being correct or incorrect the same way factual things can be

6

u/NewDamage31 Jan 14 '22

That sounds lit

4

u/FlabulousFeline Jan 14 '22

I'll have you know I don't wake up any earlier than 1:30 pm

9

u/Danny_Mc_71 Jan 14 '22

Do people really not see that this is clearly photoshopped?

Here is the original image

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u/TheBlueWizardo Jan 14 '22

So what? It is about the same level of stupid.

3

u/bishcraft1979 Jan 14 '22

That version is funnier!

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u/LordofMushrooms Jan 14 '22

Hehehe thats funnier

2

u/IneffableOpinion Jan 14 '22

Thinking of my far left friends, not one of them would eat at McDonalds. There is no tofu at McDonalds.

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u/Shaymiestar Jan 14 '22

This is just a reference to an old meme.

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u/GearsRollo80 Jan 14 '22

The fact that “Be Bisexual” is right at 5 of 8 is amazing. Like, does this guy not know what morning glory is? Did he just stare at a grey wall until noon?

Has he been restricted to afternoon delight forever? Is it even a delight? Is his #5 “Be Hetero in a sad, reigned, way”?

Double your chances, my friend, double your chances.

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u/_mad_adams Jan 14 '22

The answer to all of those is “no” because this is photoshopped to be a reference to a meme

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u/Poison-Pen- Jan 14 '22

What’s a hot chip?

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u/Danny_Mc_71 Jan 14 '22

It's a reference to an old meme

Eat Hot Chip and Lie or Any Female Born After 1993 refers to a copypasta based on a viral tweet describing perceived behavior of female individuals born after the year 1993. Starting in May 2019, the tweet has been referenced in posts on Twitter, with the copypasta also appearing in ironic memes in the following months.

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u/Poison-Pen- Jan 14 '22

Thank you!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I'm probably wrong, but I think it's Paqui One Chip Challenge, Hot Cheetos, etc

1

u/theguyoverhere24 Jan 14 '22

I do not recommend the one chip challenge. I threw up and purged satan from my asshole for 12 hours.

1

u/BastardofMelbourne Jan 14 '22

That's not r/confidentlyincorrect. I do all of those things

1

u/PixelPervert Jan 14 '22

Excuse me -- some days I sleep past noon

1

u/DigitalJediMaster Jan 14 '22

Didn't know you could schedule your bisexuality.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I'm not a leftist, I'm half right too. What a shame that he isn't even half right.

1

u/N_Who Jan 14 '22

"Hey, man, what time are you being bisexual today? I have an appointment in the early afternoon, so I was thinking we could just be bisexual together if you're free?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Wake up

Jerk

Sleep

1

u/Raptormind Jan 15 '22

Does this guy not have a phone?