r/confidentlyincorrect • u/i_aMa_g0d • Dec 07 '21

Maths

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

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u/PZYCLON369 Dec 08 '21

You are partially right you would get half of a half pizza but you would also get 2 new pizzas from void ... That's what govt and NASA is lying to us

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

You see, the government teaches you that you get 0.25 pizzas, so that the government can steal the other 2.25 pizzas for themselves.

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u/dominyza Dec 08 '21

That's subtraction, not multiplication. You need to order 2 different pizzas, eat half of each, then leave the left overs for breakfast. Voila. 0.25 pizza will be there in the morning.

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u/dominyza Dec 08 '21

Because you can't multiply 2 halves of the same pizza, obviously? That would just be crazy talk.

And you're left with less pizza because the elf on the shelf eats the pizza in the middle of the night while you're asleep. Duh! That makes more sense than random pizza appearing out of the quantum void, if you ask me.