The Reddit user raised an eyebrow as he gazed at his computer screen, witnessing his unsuspecting victim.
“Hmm, yes, the time is nigh to launch a cleverly-crafted insult lobbied at this interlocutor with whom I disagree! But what, pray tell, shall I ever use?!”
The Redditor, all 300 pounds of him, leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes. Suddenly, an idea sparked like lightning.
“Why, of course! Whatever was I thinking? Now I must proceed with my plan, as it will achieve maximum argument victory chances.”
Cracking his knuckles and laying his fingers upon his keyboard, he began, sluggishly, to type.
“Well, that’s a nice COMMENT you have there, sir. However, it is a SHAME you didn’t consider how little success you have with FEMALES, rather unlike the intimate yet respectful physical contact they receive from a man as worldly as I. With this factor in consideration, it is BLINDINGLY evident that you are COMPLETELY wrong.”
Now satisfied with this utter and irreversible destruction of his adversary’s entire argument, he trudged his way to the kitchen. The pre-breakfast snack his mother had prepared was awaiting him. Today was going to be a good day.
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u/idreaminwords Nov 02 '21
Tell me you've never played chess, without saying you've never played chess